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The1stWife posted 5/26/2019 04:30 AM


Itís funny how the cheaters all tell the same lies and expect the BS to believe them.

Thatís why we laughingly refer to the ďCheaterís ManualĒ so often. The behavior pattern is so typical

AbandonedGuy posted 5/26/2019 19:18 PM

It doesn't matter [who he/she is].

It's nobody. Somebody from work.

You don't know him/her.

Bobbi_sue posted 5/26/2019 19:37 PM

I scanned through all these and I'm sure I must have missed this one a few times....


We are just friends!

mchercheur posted 5/26/2019 19:59 PM

"I wasn't able to finish"

marchmadness posted 5/27/2019 05:30 AM

It was never my intention to ....
She is a good Christian woman
Her husband treated her horribly
I wanted to end it but was afraid she would not cope well.

RubixCubed posted 5/27/2019 19:20 PM

"He's Gay."

"He's like a brother."

"We're just friends."

"It's not like that."

"I can't talk to him/her at work?"

WhoTheBleep posted 5/27/2019 19:45 PM

[They were all] in an abusive marriage.

I am a good man.

(On Craigslist pre-op trans nsa meetup)That was a joke.

devastedone posted 5/27/2019 22:16 PM

She's a good mother

I never meant to hurt you

I didn't plan to have an affair

I thought our M was strong enough to survive this

whatisloveanyway posted 5/28/2019 08:50 AM

It was long ago, it's long over.
Water under the bridge.
I've apologized a thousand times.
There is nothing more to know.
She meant nothing to me.
There are no more secrets.
I've told you everything.
The sex wasn't that good.
We never spent the night together.
We never went out in public.
You were never supposed to know.
I thought this was a win win.
If you would have stopped looking everything would have been fine.
It was supposed to end eventually.
Let it go.
It doesn't matter what I say now, you won't believe me anyway.
You should just think happy thoughts.
I don't know what to say so I say nothing.
Nothing I say to you helps.

Silence would be my center square. So many of my questions were met with silence.

WhoTheBleep posted 5/28/2019 10:52 AM

If you would have stopped looking everything would have been fine.

This wins the internet, today. I think it sums up what every single cheater (who is caught) REALLY thinks.

Whatisloveanyway, your list is spectacular. I want to hang it on my fridge, for daily laughter.

Chaos posted 5/28/2019 11:22 AM

I also got...

If it weren't for those meddling kids

Rut Fucking Roh

whatisloveanyway posted 5/28/2019 12:12 PM

How could I have forgotten some of my other favorites?

It was easier to keep seeing her than it was to stop.
I never think of her unless you bring her up.
And the ever popular I don't know.

Chaos posted 5/28/2019 14:16 PM

I never think of her unless you bring her up.

Yeah - that one.

We could almost do this Hollywood Squares style - and pick the Wayward Celebrity to be in each square

WornDown posted 5/28/2019 14:22 PM

Why are you so angry?

(Alternative: You have anger issues - you need help.)

Brokendespair posted 5/28/2019 18:32 PM

I'll always love you because you're the mother of my child
I didn't want to be the one who broke your heart
We only kissed that's it
I've built up so much resentment toward you
I haven't been happy in years don't I deserve to be happy

I think ILYBINILWY should be the middle spot. It's a given....we all got that one

Wool94 posted 5/28/2019 19:23 PM

You are so controlling!

How dare you snoop on me!

I thought you said you weren't going to be snooping anymore!

(I think I'm the only one that ever heard that one.)

Tallgirl posted 5/28/2019 20:52 PM

She is A good person. She has a good heart.

I didnít think you loved me.

I went to a prostitute because I didnít want an affair. (Spent 5 yrs with the whore)

She was my best friend.

I was in love. It felt great.

I tried to end the affair for the last three years.

I made bad decisions.

allusions posted 5/28/2019 22:25 PM

"I just ended it with them yesterday because I knew it was wrong"

"I'm glad you found out so now I can tell you the truth"

"I had to keep screwing him/her because they were going to expose the affair and I had to keep them quiet"

"I kept it going for so long because I was trying to let them down easy"

"She told me she couldn't get pregnant, so I never used a condom"

RocketRaccoon posted 5/29/2019 00:35 AM

"We used a condom, always!"

"I thought you didn't love me anymore"

"I was sad, and she/he was there to help me"

"I didn't think"

"I'm so sorry"

"I regret what I did"

"I will do anything to fix this"

newparadigm posted 5/29/2019 09:09 AM

I got:
Well, he is gay.
I did not have an affair.
I was never going to leave you.
The sex was just plain vanilla.
I don't remember.

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