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What sounds does karma make?

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EvenKeel posted 3/25/2019 10:03 AM

I am N/C with my ex of nine years so finding out this info was pure serendipity.

Seems he went fishing last weekend. When he jumped out of his vehicle to put his boat in the water, he forgot to put the truck in park.

Running truck, trailer and boat all slipped into the lake.

Answer: "SPLASH"....THAT is the sound karma makes.

thebighurt posted 3/25/2019 10:06 AM


(Oops, hit the wrong button!) I'm not sure if this is Karma, but it sure must be satisfying!

[This message edited by thebighurt at 10:09 AM, March 25th (Monday)]

Cephastion posted 3/25/2019 10:09 AM

It sounds as if him not ever learning how to park his ass at home being contentedly married with a family of his own...

is a bad habit that's beginning to bite him in the tailpipe.

MamaDragon posted 3/25/2019 10:10 AM

Perfect!

LilBlackCat posted 3/25/2019 11:30 AM

oh dam..

IrishGirlVA posted 3/25/2019 11:35 AM

I feel sad... for the boat that is.

LilBlackCat posted 3/25/2019 11:55 AM

I think the sound is more like...

bloop..bloop...bloop.

Imagine that sound in your most fav young kid cartoonish version...

[This message edited by LilBlackCat at 11:56 AM, March 25th (Monday)]

Cephastion posted 3/25/2019 11:57 AM

Did he ever fuss at you, telling you not to "flood" the carburetor or the engine?

Do you think maybe his truck was tired of being guilty by association?

Obviously getting "hitched" isn't his strong point.

And neither is going over the hill...

Well he's certainly used to sacrificing actual necessities in favor of mere temporary recreation and entertainment.

I've heard it said that "if you give a man a fish you feed him for a day, but if you teach a man to fish you feed him for a lifetime"... But I never heard what happens if you give a FISH a man or his truck and trailer...

Karma also sounds like a whopper of a fish story he'll have to tell of the "one that got away!"

I hope it wasn't a Chevy "Avalanche"...

Next time, tell him he ought to go "P" (pee v. "Park") BEFORE getting in the boat!

Kinda gives new meaning to the expression "bassackwards"!! (Which is Texas slang for "ass backwards" ways of doing things!)... Although I wonder if it was actually bass or steelhead that he was fishing for...

[This message edited by Cephastion at 12:06 PM, March 25th (Monday)]

FaithFool posted 3/25/2019 12:12 PM

Bummer!

LoveTKO posted 3/25/2019 12:17 PM

OMG that is HYSTERICAL!!!

EvenKeel posted 3/25/2019 13:01 PM

Cephastion - You are on commentary fire!
(Not a Chevy)

I recognize this could happen to anyone because sometimes stupid stuff just happens in life.

However, this man has taken any opportunity to make my (and his children's) life difficult. His BS never seems to end.

(and I am counting down the months now until the last child ages out....five more months).

So the coincidence that a coworker of a friend just happened to be on the dock to see it all (and report it back and take a pic) is uncanny.

I was definitely meant to find out.

Phoenix1 posted 3/25/2019 13:04 PM

Poor lil muffin....

ErinHa posted 3/25/2019 13:55 PM

Love it!

Furious1 posted 3/25/2019 16:52 PM

Chrysalis123 posted 3/25/2019 20:15 PM

homewrecked2011 posted 3/25/2019 21:24 PM

hardtimesinlife posted 3/26/2019 12:46 PM

Awesome story.
Karma sound: Splash...Aaaaarrrrrggggghhhh

lilies21 posted 3/27/2019 13:32 PM

BearlyBreathing posted 3/27/2019 13:53 PM

Snapdragon posted 3/27/2019 13:58 PM

I think your "Man Card" gets revoked for that kind of bonehead move.

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