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Anyone Else a Thread-killer?

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steadychevy posted 4/2/2019 06:52 AM

I'm a thread reviver. What's with that?

Great poetry, BTW.

Notthevictem posted 4/4/2019 06:39 AM

Thread reviver? Guess that'd make me a fart shaman.

Candyman66 posted 4/4/2019 07:22 AM

NTV I really can't believe that any fart would shame you!!! Unless it was LOUD but odorless!!

Notthevictem posted 4/4/2019 07:44 AM

Mystical fart power activation!! Candyman, you will smell the odor in 4.234 days, prepare yourself!


Mwahahahahah.... hahahahaha.... hahahha...hah.

DragnHeart posted 4/4/2019 08:00 AM

Thread reviver? Guess that'd make me a fart shaman.

Can tell.i haven't had my daily dose of coffee yet. I read that as SHART SHAMAN

Chili posted 4/4/2019 11:16 AM

Do you also ever wonder if you are actually incapable of killing a thread because you have actually been blocked by most of the posters there?

I often wonder if me not getting any responses on a thread is because I'm literally not being seen. I'm quite certain my presence is actually INVISIBLE over in General threads because no one like *ever* seems to notice that I respond. I type and it goes into some super secret SI vault for bad actors. I'm pretty sure everyone posting there has blocked me.

Also, you guys keep mentioning some NTV person around here. And something about poetry, flatulence and bejeweled nut sacks swinging from left to right. Who is this person of which you speak?

DragnHeart posted 4/4/2019 11:53 AM

Ya I feel invisible sometimes.too.in threads. Then again those threads I just need to avoid because it feels like no matter what I say it's ignored.

Notthevictem posted 4/4/2019 12:25 PM

Also, you guys keep mentioning some NTV person around here. And something about poetry, flatulence and bejeweled nut sacks swinging from left to right. Who is this person of which you speak?

DragnHeart posted 4/4/2019 12:31 PM

Only NTV could make me wonder how it would even be possible to Bejewel his sack...

The fact that the skin contracts would lead me to believe that any jewels would end up pulling the skin. And how exactly would you attach such jewels? Gorilla glue?

Now googly eyes. That's funny. I saw a photo once of someone who put googly eyes on all the containers in the fridge and eyes on the garbage can which were funny.

Notthevictem posted 4/4/2019 12:51 PM

And how exactly would you attach such jewels? Gorilla glue?

YouTube took down my educational video on it. Said it was too "graphic". i meam it was 1080 but not 4k, so i don't get it but whatever.

Tallgirl posted 4/4/2019 13:51 PM

Something must be wrong with this thread, I could only see --- NTV bejeweled nutsacks.


Chili, DH, I get the invisibility thing. I guess there are so many responses, people skim. Sad that our wise-ness is missed. Really, anyone on this thread is absolutely brilliant (backlit by gaseous farts because NTV is lurking). OMG, I now understand the "Fog". I really didn't get it before.

Notthevictem posted 4/4/2019 14:09 PM

backlit by gaseous farts because NTV is lurking

I think you mean the sharts.... the dragon sharts.

DragnHeart posted 4/4/2019 14:11 PM

I've never believed in the Fog theory but now.....Hell yes. And it's all NTVs fault. Damn gaseous fog lol.

I can be ok with being skimmed over. The blatant dismissal, sacasim and rude replies drive me nuts...

DragnHeart posted 4/4/2019 14:12 PM

Hey now did you ever see Dragon Heart two???

That dragon sharted flames and set ablaze a field. Not cool lol

I wish I could do that...

Notthevictem posted 4/4/2019 14:25 PM

Oh dragonheart! You're on this thread too?!?!?

DragnHeart posted 4/4/2019 15:14 PM

Oh so funny you are NTV.

If I disappeared you'd all miss me. Admit it.

Could you imagine sharting flames? That would be so cool!!!

I have to put in the word SHARTING like ten times before my phone stops correcting it to sharing. Stupid phone!!!

Tallgirl posted 4/4/2019 18:25 PM

NTV, are the. Bejeweled nutsacks insured?


Donít answer.

Notthevictem posted 4/4/2019 22:29 PM

I know you said don't answer but...


NTV, are the. Bejeweled nutsacks insured?


[Drum roll please....]
Cryogenically!

Tallgirl posted 4/5/2019 00:51 AM

Impressive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was afraid of the answer... very good!

Cephastion posted 4/5/2019 05:33 AM

NTV, are the. Bejeweled nutsacks insured?


[Drum roll please....] Cryogenically!

And I thought being frigid was a female thing!

Looks like you've opened up a whole new frontier of gender equality, NTV!

Maybe for your next you trick-trek and pioneering adventure to go where no MAN has gone before...

You can go be the first man to go thru moon-o-pause... Or is it man-o-pause? I think in your case, "Mooning" would almost certainly have to be involved.

Oh wow, I just had a very unpleasant graphic thought...

Now I'm picturing an invisiblity cloaked anonymous man dressed up like the grim reaper compare who's postmortem posterior is responsible for this infamous fog, but who appears visible only in one part of his body when it gets revealed, kind of like the reaper's skull does when he pulls back his hood or steps out of his swirling fog and into the light...

But NTV isn't emo or goth... He's not the grim reaper, he's the "Grin Reaper"

He slowly floats towards his next victim, facing you and pointing at you with that outstretched arm and hand and bony skeleton finger like the grim reaper always does, but when the "Grin reaper" does the bony finger trick he actually wants you to pull his finger instead...

And then when you do he bends over in that monk-like robe of his...

And the worst part of this twisted imagery that's coming to me now is not just the horror of getting mooned by that grim stinker...

But the worst of it is having to be so utterly horrified and haunted by the site of that "full moon" occurring with a glaring pair of glow in the dark, gorilla glued-on EYES! ... One on each cheek!... Staring back at you while he "blows you the kiss" of death!

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