New Beginnings
User Topic: Slumberland Surprise!
Member # 17460
Funny  Posted: 9:22 AM, September 12th (Thursday)

Dreamt last night that my ex and I decided to remarry. For whatever reason, the dream flash forwarded to the wedding day. Not sure if we even dated, did counseling, etc.

He showed up late, drunk and told me at the altar that the only reason he was there was because his girlfriend kicked him out.

I turned on my heels and walked away.

Nocturnal bullet dodged.


Fidelity isn't a's a choice.

"Truth has no special time of its own. Its hour is now - always." - Albert Schweitzer
Me: BW - Him: 200+ # tumor removed 7/09
DS - 31 - Yikes!

Posts: 21071 | Registered: Dec 2007 | From: Been Through Hell...On My Way Back
Member # 14003
Default  Posted: 9:57 AM, September 12th (Thursday)

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools.

Posts: 13807 | Registered: Mar 2007 | From: Houston
Member # 27457
Default  Posted: 10:15 AM, September 12th (Thursday)

YIKES!!! Nightmare!!!

The only thing better would have been your stiletto sticking out of his forehead.... (too harsh?)

"Sometimes your knight in shining armor just a douchebag in tin foil!!"

ME - BW - 35
HIM - XWH - 39
D day: November 15th, 2009
Married: 5 Years, together 8
Divorced: December 13th, 2010
New Beginning: Piper/8-3-12

Posts: 2724 | Registered: Feb 2010 | From: Virginia
Member # 20150
Default  Posted: 10:24 AM, September 12th (Thursday)

Hah! I've had a couple of those (without the actual wedding part). They're awesome.

DDay: June 15, 2008
Mistakenly married Mr. Superfreak
20 years of OWs, WTF?
Divorced Dec 26, 2011
"Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget
to sing in the lifeboats". -- Voltaire

Posts: 17493 | Registered: Jul 2008 | From: Canada
Member # 35229
Default  Posted: 7:36 AM, September 13th (Friday)

Nocturnal bullet dodged.

Love it!!

I may have reached a point where I'd piss on him if he was on fire.... eventually!!

Posts: 5609 | Registered: Apr 2012 | From: Australia
Member # 27148
Default  Posted: 8:27 AM, September 13th (Friday)

Donít get to the end of your life and find that you lived only the length of it; live the width of it as well.†

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