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Amazonia
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Shutup  Posted: 7:13 PM, September 9th (Monday)

During a conversation about meal planning and cooking in bulk...

SO: Space will be the biggest issue
Ama: full freezer?
SO: Yeah, keep it full of stuff that never gets used, lol
SO: But there is a sexing freezer in the garage I can rearrange
Ama: Uh........
SO: Second...
SO: Auto correct super fail there


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MovingUpward
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Default  Posted: 7:15 PM, September 9th (Monday)



AKA Moo

Think of the haters in your life as sandpaper; they’ll scratch you up time and time again but in the end you’re polished, smooth, and spotless..while they end up useless

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jrc1963
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Default  Posted: 7:47 PM, September 9th (Monday)

I prefer sexing freezers.


Me: BSO - 45
Him: FWSO - 68
DS - 12
D-Day - 12-11-09,
R - he finally came home
Your life is an Occasion. Rise to it. - Mr. Magorium, "Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium"

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Amazonia
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Default  Posted: 7:49 PM, September 9th (Monday)

Prefer it or them? and to what?


"You yourself deserve your love and affection as much as anybody in the universe." -Buddha
"Let's face it, life is a crap shoot." -Sad in AZ

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jrc1963
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Default  Posted: 7:57 PM, September 9th (Monday)

I don't know... I didn't think it thru.


Me: BSO - 45
Him: FWSO - 68
DS - 12
D-Day - 12-11-09,
R - he finally came home
Your life is an Occasion. Rise to it. - Mr. Magorium, "Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium"

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inconnu
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Default  Posted: 8:00 PM, September 9th (Monday)


Say what you wanna say and let the words fall out...honestly
I wanna see you be brave

Pretty pretty please, don't you ever ever feel
Like you're less than, less than perfect


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kernel
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Default  Posted: 8:05 PM, September 9th (Monday)

sexing freezers? Is this some new hipster thing? Any relation to twerking?


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Sad in AZ
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Default  Posted: 9:29 PM, September 9th (Monday)

I think is was supposed to be sexting freezer--where you store your...oh, nevermind...


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nowiknow23
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Default  Posted: 9:34 PM, September 9th (Monday)


You can call me NIK

Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something.
- Plato


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TrulyReconciled
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Default  Posted: 10:36 AM, September 10th (Tuesday)

"Oh ... the shrinkage ..."


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wannabenormal
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Default  Posted: 12:38 AM, September 13th (Friday)

This is an 'auto speak' correct.

I'm a chick. I was texting my BFF about a Halloween costume. I'm typing, she tells me she's "talk texting" because she is driving.

I have an idea, it's a girl idea. I text it.

Then my beastie's reply comes back - 'you'd be better off as Russell Crowe'.

I have NO idea what her real reply was, but her phone corrected to I should be a dude. We haven't laughed that hard in a while!

[This message edited by wannabenormal at 12:38 AM, September 13th (Friday)]



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