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Threnody
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Default  Posted: 6:18 PM, July 12th (Friday)

Mr. T and I love babies. Well, he loves them and would bring a hundred of them home a week if I'd let him, which sounds really creepy if you don't know him. I like them, think they're fun, and I'm really glad I can now enjoy the cute parts and hand them back to their parents when the cute parts get puked on or otherwise soiled.

But this? It made my uterus whine like a puppy:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/babies-experiencing-things-for-the-first-time


“If you don't like my opinion of you, you can always improve.” ~ Ashleigh Brilliant
"Great love requires determination." ~ tryingtwo
"Don't try to win over the haters, you're not the jackass whisperer." ~ Brene Brown

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kernel
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Default  Posted: 8:44 PM, July 12th (Friday)

Wow, cute overload. I think I liked the lemons the best. My DS loved to suck on lemons when he was a little tyke!


"On particularly rough days when I'm sure I can't possibly endure, I like to remind myself that my track record for getting through bad days so far is 100% and that's pretty good."

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unfound
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Default  Posted: 9:21 PM, July 12th (Friday)

First time living in a hollowed-out fruit:

first time? like there are more times my kids will live in hollowed out fruit?? dayum, we'd better get us some miracle grow..quick. that or start stalking the gardener that grows the worlds biggest zucchini.

wonder if it's cheaper than a one studio apartment?

have to have watermelon wifi.

rutabaga room room with a view?

spacious speckled squash, no smokers or pets.

fixer upper fig, solid foundation

cute cucumber, one owner, clean.

room to grow guava, wood floors.

cute cantaloupe cottage, needs work.

bungalow bananna

gorgeous grape getaway, mature landscaping

bigger than it looks leeks, perfect for retired or single person

single story strawberry, level lot

ritzy raspberry retirement community. just a branch away from your peers. all amenities provided, NEW juice bar included!


ka-mai
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metamorphisis
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Default  Posted: 9:24 PM, July 12th (Friday)

Dear Lord.. you ladies are killing me here



“We don't see things as they are; we see them as we are.”... Anais Nin

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aesir
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Default  Posted: 9:42 PM, July 12th (Friday)

Yeah, but look at the other links.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/reasons-kids-are-pretty-much-just-tiny-drunk-adults


Your mileage may vary... in accordance with the prophecy.

Do not back up. Severe tire damage.


Posts: 14924 | Registered: Nov 2007 | From: Winnipeg
unfound
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Default  Posted: 9:49 PM, July 12th (Friday)

and a mix of the two, twenty years later..

*hears threns uterus crying

[This message edited by unfound at 9:50 PM, July 12th (Friday)]


ka-mai
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From time to time, I do consider that I might be mad. Like any self-respecting lunatic, however, I am always quick to dismiss any doubts about my sanity. DK

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kernel
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Default  Posted: 9:57 PM, July 12th (Friday)


"On particularly rough days when I'm sure I can't possibly endure, I like to remind myself that my track record for getting through bad days so far is 100% and that's pretty good."

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Threnody
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Default  Posted: 11:18 AM, July 13th (Saturday)

It does put a whole new twist on the phrase "garden apartment."


“If you don't like my opinion of you, you can always improve.” ~ Ashleigh Brilliant
"Great love requires determination." ~ tryingtwo
"Don't try to win over the haters, you're not the jackass whisperer." ~ Brene Brown

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