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User Topic: This is obscene.
selkiescot
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Default  Posted: 12:42 PM, August 22nd (Friday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

roflmbo.....

rose are red
violets are back
it's time for you
to shave the hair on his back


The truth shall set you free or reveal the name of the OW!
ME 57
WH 64
DDAYs TOO MANY
daughter 27
You give me gifts! I don't want your gifts I want the truth. That's the greatest gift.

Posts: 1402 | Registered: Apr 2009 | From: CT
julesinpain
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Default  Posted: 1:21 PM, August 22nd (Friday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Hahaha!

These cards did nothing but make me crack up! Could you imagine getting one of these from your married man? Pretty much saying, "Hey I am married, but glad you are willing to be my whore on the side." These cards only make the OW/OM look worse and remind the whore that he/she is married. I am sure most OW, want to pretend their MM is not married, not be reminded they are!

These are a joke! Thanks for the laugh!

I also showed my WH. His response,

"What???" "Really??" "Would someone really give these to a woman they are cheating with?" He was dumbfounded!

ďRoses are red, violets are blue, itís a good thing my wife doesnít know Iím screwing you.Ē

Which fool said romance is dead.

This made me laugh even harder!! It quotes the above, and then the other part about romance is right below it.

Yes, because these words are so romantic, "my wife doesn't know I am screwing you"

Hahahaha! These cards just remind the "Mistress" she is his whore!

I can't believe people buy these and there are favorite quotes and the OW is fine with getting one of these??

I can see it now. "Oh my gosh he gave me a card!" "I don't care that it reminds me I am his whore, he still gave me a card" "He must lurvvve me so much" Hahahaha!!

Thank you for the morning laugh!


Me 44
WH 46
DDay 1 8/22/08
DDay 2 9/22/10
DDay 3 12/22/10 same OW each time. (so called friend)
To many TT's to count, last one Jan. 2013 ugh!
Married 21 years, together 23
4 amazing children, 2DS 2DD
Working on it!

Posts: 153 | Registered: Sep 2012
Secrets Kept
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Member # 40630
Default  Posted: 1:37 PM, August 22nd (Friday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Awesome "stillgoing". Love em.


Marriage #1=BW-46 (now)
XWH-Deceased on his 36 bday
Divorced in 1996
Marriage #2= Married in 2003
H-44
2 kids together-DS14 & DD12
"All this time I was finding myself & I didn't know I was lost"

Posts: 218 | Registered: Sep 2013 | From: Midwest USA
SparrowSoul
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Default  Posted: 3:10 PM, August 22nd (Friday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You're a whore


My WBF and I both heard this in Sean Connery's voice, for some reason.


[This message edited by SparrowSoul at 3:11 PM, August 22nd (Friday)]


Me: BGF, 29
Him: WBF, 35 (RMarred)
D-Day: 7/5/2014, seared into my memory like a brand.

"Dum spiro, spero." - "While I breathe, I hope."
The cure to all of life's problems is salt water; Sweat, tears, or the Sea.


Posts: 131 | Registered: Jul 2014
BlueBlueEyes
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Default  Posted: 3:44 PM, August 22nd (Friday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time! None of us have worked on any of these much, have we?!?! haha. LOVE the SHAVE the HAIR off the back one! I wonder if there's one with a back hair comb-over????


BW - 49
WH - 50
Married 30 years
Beautiful Son, Daughter and 2 Grandsons.

OW - multiple, just found out about ALL of them, Husband coming out of years of fog due to multiple childhood and military events.

Hopeful but cautious


Posts: 194 | Registered: Jul 2014 | From: Texas
steadychevy
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Wink  Posted: 8:23 PM, August 22nd (Friday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

This is obscene. And, like someone said above - there is always someone wanting to profit from someone elses pain. I have an old browser so can't get onto the sites themselves. But the ones posted here did give me a laugh although there was a small amount of pain mixed in.

My favourite is "Roses are red, violets are blue, You're a whore. Wished there was one for my WW's POSOM.

The one about the hair on the back, though, now that is getting personal!

Oh, and "emotional toilet" hilarious

[This message edited by steadychevy at 8:28 PM, August 22nd (Friday)]


BH(me)63
WW-57
M 37 years
DDay1-09/1/13;DDay2-10/13;DDay3 12/19/13
LTA-09/02-11/02 EA;12/02-?/06 PA
OM -COW
"dates" w/3 former lovers post engagement;ONS w/stranger post commitment;years of lies, denial

Posts: 131 | Registered: Feb 2014 | From: Canada
cliffside
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Default  Posted: 10:15 PM, August 22nd (Friday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Priceless. Horrid site, but great humor on here.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
What are you going to say to his other five whores?
oh wait... you thought it was just you!


Me: BS 39
Him: WH 41
2 Kids
D-Day: 2/3/13
Broke NC 3/14
Very skeptically in R for now...

Posts: 269 | Registered: Mar 2013
Ostrich80
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Default  Posted: 4:38 PM, August 25th (Monday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Roses are Red, Your a whore. Fuck off.

My personal favorite thanks Tnurse


BS..me
WS..him
Been with him over half my life
4kid
DD1 10-01-09 DD2 02-12-12 discovered it never ended
OW..nothing special. Just your average skank
Status..#$%@????

Posts: 5130 | Registered: Feb 2012 | From: midwest
Ostrich80
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Default  Posted: 4:43 PM, August 25th (Monday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Apples are red
Orange is a peach
Now you get to watch him
Pick at his teeth

One of the things that drives me insane. I swear he can fit his big ol bear paw all the way in his mouth with a tooth pick


BS..me
WS..him
Been with him over half my life
4kid
DD1 10-01-09 DD2 02-12-12 discovered it never ended
OW..nothing special. Just your average skank
Status..#$%@????

Posts: 5130 | Registered: Feb 2012 | From: midwest
SeeThingsNow1
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Default  Posted: 8:18 PM, August 25th (Monday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

busted can of pilsbury biscuits ROFLROFLROFL

Posts: 127 | Registered: Jan 2013
SeeThingsNow1
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Default  Posted: 8:21 PM, August 25th (Monday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

roses are red
violets are blue
I cant send a selfie
cause I have psorasis and I am sure if you saw that all over , you would stop talking to me

*but lemme tell you about this sexy bubble bath I am taking to soothe that psorasis~ kinda jazzy huh??


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