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User Topic: New house...new beginning... and a douchecanoe
cissi
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Default  Posted: 12:43 PM, May 17th (Saturday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Reminds me of calls we used to get at a restaurant I worked at. I was off my game one day when someone called and wanted me to page a person for him. The guy's name was Jack Meoff. And, yes, I did the page. I will never forget my manager looking at me from across the floor, just shaking his head with a little smile on his face.

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IrishLass518
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Default  Posted: 1:02 PM, May 17th (Saturday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Too funny!! Congrats on the offer


Me: 45 BS Divorced
Him: 45 Married OW
DDay: 07/04/2008
Divorced: 06/15/2011
5 kids: IrishLass 27,IrishLad 25, IrishLass 22, IrishLad 21 and IrishLad 12
"You can't run from trouble..there ain't no place that far"

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tesla
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Default  Posted: 1:06 PM, May 17th (Saturday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Funniest story ever!


"Thou art the son and heir of a mongrel bitch." --King Lear

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shiloe
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Default  Posted: 2:14 PM, May 17th (Saturday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Douchecanoe . . is that Sweedish?


But remember, good love is hard to find . . -Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
BS - 54
Cheater -54
Married 26 yrs
DD - 21 DD -19 DS-17
A#1 2000 with married ho-worker/neighbor ow#1
A#2 2007-? OW#2 LTA with married ho-worker. Kicked him out, he filed

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caregiver9000
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Default  Posted: 2:33 PM, May 17th (Saturday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

To which I almost peed my pants over the post and recorded the word douchecanoe for future reference. -- Thank you caregiver9000!!

I am sure I read it here, and have recorded many such gems for my vocabulary. You are however welcome and since one good turn deserves another, the debt has been paid forward as I laughed at Uncle Douchecanoe, AND at "is that Swedish?"


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DS 13 DS 10
S 5/2010
D 12/2012

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Sadmumma
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Default  Posted: 2:35 PM, May 17th (Saturday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I have tears rolling down thats hilarious.

"MR douchcanoe" lol


Douchecanoe . . is that Sweedish?

[This message edited by Sadmumma at 2:36 PM, May 17th (Saturday)]


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Red Sox Nation
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Default  Posted: 8:13 PM, May 17th (Saturday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Almost sounds like a Bob Dylan ballad:

Yeah... I'm taking my douchecanoe... paddling up the vaginal canal... looking for the fallopian highway... headed for the islets of langerhans... yeah...


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