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User Topic: Chemistry funny
FaithFool
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Funny  Posted: 2:10 PM, April 18th (Friday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Not sure if it's true or not, but it's pretty funny...

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A while ago in my AP Chemistry class, this one annoying kid and my friend were having a weird argument about who was better.

The annoying kid said, “Well, at least I have a girlfriend!” to which I responded, “Whatever. Your girlfriend has 67 protons.”

In response, the entire class, including the teacher, turned their heads to look at the periodic table on the wall.

The element with 67 protons is holmium, with the chemical symbol “Ho.”

My teacher was the first to laugh


DDay: June 15, 2008
Mistakenly married Mr. Superfreak
20 years of OWs, WTF?
Divorced Dec 26, 2011
"Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget
to sing in the lifeboats". -- Voltaire

Posts: 17589 | Registered: Jul 2008 | From: Canada
jrc1963
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Default  Posted: 5:06 PM, April 18th (Friday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


Me: BSO - 46
Him: FWSO - 69
DS - 13
D-Day - 12-11-09,
R - he finally came home
Your life is an Occasion. Rise to it. - Mr. Magorium, "Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium"

Posts: 24597 | Registered: Dec 2009 | From: Florida
norabird
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Default  Posted: 12:11 AM, April 19th (Saturday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I am in awe.


Sit. Feast on your life.

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BaxtersBFF
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Default  Posted: 12:42 PM, April 19th (Saturday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I bought this shirt for my daughter. Her science teacher loved it.


WH - 44
BW - gerrygirl

Posts: 6099 | Registered: Dec 2009 | From: Boise
TrulyReconciled
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Default  Posted: 12:05 PM, April 22nd (Tuesday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Nerd swag ...


"In a time of deceit, telling the Truth is a revolutionary act."

Posts: 21321 | Registered: Dec 2003 | From: Hell and back, way back :o)
DepressedDaddy
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Default  Posted: 12:11 PM, April 22nd (Tuesday), 2014View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

More nerdy fun...


Since D I have become DDaddy 2.0 - or better known as DevotedDaddy

“Optimism is a strategy for making a better future. Because unless you believe that the future can be better, you are unlikely to step up and take responsibility for making it so."


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