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Topic: What the F, talk like a normal person would you???
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wonderpets
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Member # 35901 |  Posted: 2:07 AM, March 2nd (Sunday), 2014 |     |
Holy shit that is ridiculous. He gets off on this, or contact with you in general. I think with people like this you have to realize that no discussion is possible. The only way you could ever communicate is with yes/no questions.
Posts: 201 | Registered: Jun 2012 |
wonderpets
♂ Member
Member # 35901 | | Posted: 2:18 AM, March 2nd (Sunday), 2014 | |
I am a born smartass. Reply this way:
Thank you for the timely reply. I am unable to apply judicious consideration to your statement due to prior engagements. When through with aforementioned engagements I will do my best to follow through with a conscientious and thorough reply.
I agree that the well being of the children requires rigorous examination of any schedule changes. The aforementioned problems can be easily alleviated with open communication channels. Together, we should examine this issue and respond in an appropriate manner.
Thank you for taking the time to consider this important childcare issue. It behooves us to resolve these issues in a timely manner.
Posts: 201 | Registered: Jun 2012 |
Harriet
♀ Member
Member # 34543 | | Posted: 11:49 AM, March 2nd (Sunday), 2014 | |
I know the issues are dead serious, but this is quite a funny thread. I hope it's helping and not hurting.
D-Day Spring 2008
3 years false R
Divorce Final 6/7/12
Posts: 390 | Registered: Jan 2012 | From: California |
tesla
♀ Member
Member # 34697 | | Posted: 3:24 PM, March 2nd (Sunday), 2014 | |
WTF?!
If I were the passive aggressive type, I would put the following quote in my email sig line to him:
"If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit." - WC Fields
"Thou art the son and heir of a mongrel bitch." --King Lear
Posts: 4554 | Registered: Jan 2012 | From: Indiana |
sleepless34
♀ Member
Member # 40274 | | Posted: 5:53 PM, March 2nd (Sunday), 2014 | |
Omg, this is sooo helping. If I couldn't laugh I would be crying. I can't really show them to anyone else, too embarassing....But how utterly ridiculous it is to get emails like that from a guy I was with for 15 years. He was always a bit pretentious, but GEEZ, these emails are excruciating.
I opted for the crickets. I haven't replied at all. I am going to ask my Lawyer again if I need to worry about his thinly veiled attempts at creating a reputable judge focused story. I just can't imagine anyone thinking that is authentic or normal....judge might fall asleep or want to bitch slap him after reading those...
Me BW- 40ish, awesome
Cheating scusband 40ish
2 kids, elementary school age
Bomb dropped Aug 4 out of nowhere...
Posts: 443 | Registered: Aug 2013 | From: Hell |
surviving1963
♀ Member
Member # 40393 | | Posted: 12:03 AM, March 3rd (Monday), 2014 | |
Wow!!! I laughed so hard at all your responses. What an arrogant ego-maniac. I wish he could see that we are all laughing at his pompous email 
I like the "k" response.
Me: 50
WH: 50 pro cake-eater, NPD, SA
Married 33 years
D-Days 3-4-12, 8-19-12 (EA, probably PA)porn,ashleymadison, etc, etc
4 sons, 3 daughters
8 grandkids
Divorcing - finally
Posts: 106 | Registered: Aug 2013 | From: Utah |
Softcentre
Member
Member # 39166 | | Posted: 1:06 AM, March 3rd (Monday), 2014 | |
Hilarious.
All that stuff he wrote about the therapist? He put it in to make you look bad,but actually it makes him look bad. Look at the dynamic (paraphrasing):
Therapist [qualified professional]: Give your children a year after the divorce before introducing a new romantic partner
Him: I'll do it when I want to
You: I told you he wouldn't! [wouldn't listen to someone who actually knows what they're talking about]
Therapist: [explains why it's important]
Him: I'll do it when I want to
He looks bad here, but the best part is, he thinks it makes him look great because he thinks you have a conspiracy with the therapist...which makes him look paranoid too!
Me: BW
Him: STBXWH 'The Arse' - likes strong but broken OW
OW - EA - my friend 'Holy Chick'
COW - Suspected EA/PA 'The Ambassador'
COW - EA/PA - 'Fat Bottomed Girl'
Posts: 756 | Registered: May 2013 | From: UK |
lastdance
♀ Member
Member # 42401 | | Posted: 1:50 AM, March 3rd (Monday), 2014 | |
 this is so funny-----not your pain but your 'ex' god how long did you have to put up with his dissertations--------im sure you had A BIG PARTY when he left-----he is so anal,and proper,and so full of it------REJOICE IN YOUR GOOD FORTUNE
Posts: 152 | Registered: Feb 2014 | From: orlando, fl |
ImEnoughForMe
♀ Member
Member # 41869 | | Posted: 5:28 AM, March 3rd (Monday), 2014 | |
This is what I read.....blah blah blah....I don't have time for my kids.
I've come to appreciate the shit show these asshole's provide. What better proof to show a judge? I'd be disappointed if they quit.
Do the best you can do until you know better. Then when you know better, do better. - Maya Angelou
Posts: 73 | Registered: Jan 2014 |
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