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User Topic: Funny expressions/words you've learnt from SI
Amazonia
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Default  Posted: 9:52 PM, November 3rd (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

antiversary and wasband are my two faves

Although I will admit that "cum dumster" slipped out of my mouth one day AT WORK totally not on purpose when a coworker told me her H was cheating on her (I am not someone who curses IRL often, and definitely not at the law office where I used to work! )

[This message edited by Amazonia at 9:53 PM, November 3rd (Sunday)]


"You yourself deserve your love and affection as much as anybody in the universe." -Buddha
"Let's face it, life is a crap shoot." -Sad in AZ

Posts: 13812 | Registered: Jul 2011
fourever
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Default  Posted: 9:57 PM, November 3rd (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Pull up those Bitch Boots!


In R since shortly after DD.
Discovered what was right in front of him and nearly lost.

Always, tell the other BS! Always!

"It's hard to be in love when you can't tell lies"!


Posts: 888 | Registered: Jan 2011 | From: Northeast
SeeThingsNow1
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Default  Posted: 10:02 PM, November 3rd (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

sausage wallet made me literally laugh out loud LOL

[This message edited by SeeThingsNow1 at 10:03 PM, November 3rd (Sunday)]


Posts: 127 | Registered: Jan 2013
surviving1963
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Default  Posted: 11:21 PM, November 3rd (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

The land of "unicorns and leprechauns". I also love "Mr. Integrity"


Me: 50
WH: 50 pro cake-eater, NPD, SA
Married 33 years
D-Days 3-4-12, 8-19-12 (EA, probably PA)porn,ashleymadison, etc, etc
4 sons, 3 daughters
8 grandkids
Divorcing - finally

Posts: 120 | Registered: Aug 2013 | From: Utah
Fire96
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Default  Posted: 11:30 PM, November 3rd (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

One poster referred to his wife's " Solar Powered Vagina"

I liked that one.


Me, BS-54
WW-49
DD, 1/9/2011

Posts: 180 | Registered: Dec 2011 | From: Texas
Nest2007
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Default  Posted: 11:50 PM, November 3rd (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

This. This is gold!

gutterslut mctrampypants

Made my day.


BS 35
WS 31
DD, only child
DDay: 06/09/13
End of TT/Full Disclosure 07/08/13

Reconciling. A stronger marriage now.

Psalm 37. It rocks my world. So does 140. Big guy upstairs has got it all figured out.


Posts: 230 | Registered: Jun 2013 | From: Here and there...
Ostrich80
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Default  Posted: 12:14 AM, November 4th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

The way I will announce my divorce to the world but I don't remember who gets the credit.
Had my 200lb tumor removed


BS..me
WS..him
Been with him over half my life
4kid
DD1 10-01-09 DD2 02-12-12 discovered it never ended
OW..nothing special. Just your average skank
Status..#$%@????

Posts: 5172 | Registered: Feb 2012 | From: midwest
brokendancer7
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Default  Posted: 12:21 AM, November 4th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I have to admit that cum dumpster cracks me up.

This thread is so great! People who can find stuff to laugh about in this hellish mess are people I am proud to know!


Me: BS - 58
Him: WS - 56
Married 34 yrs

Latest DD - April 2013, PA


Posts: 197 | Registered: Jul 2013
BrighterFuture
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Default  Posted: 3:29 AM, November 4th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Sausage wallet
Not the brightest crayon in the box


Me:30
Him:31
D-day:2/24/13 (I was 10 weeks pregnant at the time and DS was 15 months)
Status: Parted ways!

"If only I can fight just a little longer, I know it's gonna make me stronger" Jamie Grace-Holding on.


Posts: 349 | Registered: Apr 2013 | From: Ohio
Neznayou
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Default  Posted: 4:30 AM, November 4th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

never mind

[This message edited by Neznayou at 12:17 AM, November 5th (Tuesday)]


Me: WW
Caught at AP's house: 10 Aug 2012
Admitted PA: 12 Aug 2012
TT ended: Jan 2014

"Power, Lincoln, real power comes not from hate, but from truth."


Posts: 311 | Registered: Sep 2013 | From: America to Europe
Nest2007
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Default  Posted: 5:16 AM, November 4th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

From the bottom of my heart, thank you. I trigger at the sight or sound of OW's name (particularly hard when it's a very common name shared by four other friends, and is also emblazoned on a new product line that's being heavily advertised here in Australia at the moment.)

And so, the OW is officially renamed GutterSlut McTrampyPants. Now every time I see her name, I instantly laugh instead of trigger :-)

Thanks SI peeps, you rock!


BS 35
WS 31
DD, only child
DDay: 06/09/13
End of TT/Full Disclosure 07/08/13

Reconciling. A stronger marriage now.

Psalm 37. It rocks my world. So does 140. Big guy upstairs has got it all figured out.


Posts: 230 | Registered: Jun 2013 | From: Here and there...
Raven96
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Default  Posted: 7:51 AM, November 4th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Thank you so much for starting this, VeryHurtbroken. I needed a laugh today! I think F-tard is my favorite, and I just learned cum dumpster, which is the runner-up.

Like a couple of you I never swore before my latest D-Day. WH doesn't like it (I don't care), so now I just say "You Emmer-Effer" to him to get my point across. It settles us down in heated moments, because it's so ridiculous we both end up smiling when I say it.


Marriage isn't a test, so why cheat?

Posts: 379 | Registered: Aug 2013
Dreamboat
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Default  Posted: 8:02 AM, November 4th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

ONe of my favs is POSOM - piece of shit other man, pronounced like the animal possum.


And it's hard to dance with a devil on your back
So shake him off
-- Shake It Out, Florence And The Machine

Posts: 17695 | Registered: Apr 2006 | From: A better place :)
TrustGone
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Default  Posted: 8:05 AM, November 4th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

My favorite was the unicorn farting fairydust land. Shortly after hearing it my WH#2 and I were at an outdoor gathering and a girl walked by with a unicorn farting glitter on her T-shirt. I started cracking up and WH#2 asked me what I was laughing about. I told him I was laughing at the girls T-shirt, he didn't get it. The F-tard still doesn't get it.


BW-50
WH#2-51
M-9 yrs T-11 yrs
4 children-none together
DD#1-9/5/11 LTA 2yrs
DD#2-7/3/12 False R
DD#3-4/29/13 (OW broke NC)
Status: Your guess is as good as mine.

Posts: 2420 | Registered: Aug 2012 | From: Texas
struggling16
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Default  Posted: 9:01 AM, November 4th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Thank you for my morning laugh. You people always come through.

I never used bad language prior to Dday and now I am such a pottymouth regarding the A. I think that cumdumpster and sausage wallet pretty much sum things up for me.


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needrespect
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Default  Posted: 9:17 AM, November 4th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

A$$hat, cumdumpster, and whoreable are my favs. Thanks for the laugh.


BS-me 45
WH-40
married 11 yrs, together 15
DS13 DS9
Dday May 2012 EA
False R... Dday#2 11/30/2012 PA same MOW

The opposite of love is not hate ... It is indifference.
Status:%$$&^&^$#@@
seems I'm on the 15 year plan


Posts: 70 | Registered: Dec 2012
crestfallen
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Default  Posted: 12:12 PM, November 4th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I have to admit....it's cumdumpster! I actually referred to OW as that in the presence of a dear male friend. The first thing he said to me was..." You watching porn? ". I said no, it's my new word for the Horse-faced Ho ( he knows about theA). Big smile on his face!!!! It was a funny moment.


BS-me-57
WH-57
Married 32 years
OW-Mr. Ed ish! Seriously!
DDAY- 2/21/09
TT until 1/10/10
Working on R and doing well!!

Posts: 179 | Registered: Mar 2010
Ashland13
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Default  Posted: 12:21 PM, November 4th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

While I don't have a particular expression that stands out from SI, I do have a fair bit of texting knowledge that I learned here that many people don't seem to know.

Thank you for that, it's been fun.

Maybe we could make an Urban Dictionary, but SI style, lol.

One word I do often find myself explain to "the common man", those out of the SI world, is, triggers. And I don't always know why that's a hard concept?


Ashland 13

You gave me nothing and now it's all I've got - Bono

A person is a person, no matter how small. -Dr. Suess

Perserverance and spirit have done wonders in all ages.

-George Washington


Posts: 2306 | Registered: Feb 2013 | From: New England
weeping willow
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Default  Posted: 12:40 PM, November 4th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Someone's tag line said, something like, "When I married him I gave him the wrong finger." My absolute favorite!

And, SOW, meaning single other woman. Or, it could mean sow as in pig, or sow as in slut. Whatever the definition, they are all true in my sitch.


BW - me FWH - him
D Day - July 26, 2007
Married 36 years


Posts: 1793 | Registered: Feb 2009
Clarrissa
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Default  Posted: 4:35 PM, November 4th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Ostrich, the 200 pound tumor tagline was NoLongerWantHim's I believe.

weeping willow, it was Weatherly's tagline that said "Met the wrong man, gave him the wrong finger."


BH Cee64D - 48
WW (me) - 49


All affairs are variations on a theme. No one has 'Beethoven's 5th' to everyone else's 'Chopsticks'.


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