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User Topic: Funny expressions/words you've learnt from SI
BrighterFuture
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Default  Posted: 6:24 PM, November 3rd (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

It's amazing how much I've learnt from SI. Some of the language and grammar are hilarious/genius and I'm hearing them for the first time. English is not my first language, but I've spoken it in almost all my entire 30 years of life. Examples of new expressions I've heard just today include;

...he was on me like white on rice.
..he said I was the best thing since sliced bread.

What other funny/genious or hilarious comments/grammar/expressions have you read/seen at SI for the first time?

[This message edited by VeryHurtbroken at 10:37 PM, November 3rd (Sunday)]


Me:30
Him:31
D-day:2/24/13 (I was 10 weeks pregnant at the time and DS was 15 months)
Status: Parted ways!

"If only I can fight just a little longer, I know it's gonna make me stronger" Jamie Grace-Holding on.


Posts: 349 | Registered: Apr 2013 | From: Ohio
Williesmom
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Default  Posted: 6:37 PM, November 3rd (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

One of my favorites is from tesla: FTG. Fuck that guy.


You can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister. -George Costanza
There is a special place in hell for women who don't help other women. - Madeleine Albright

Posts: 7764 | Registered: Feb 2009 | From: Western PA
Clarrissa
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Default  Posted: 6:42 PM, November 3rd (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

A few that pop to mind are bat-shit crazy, fucktard and the phrases "don't pet the drama llama" and "step away from the crazy".


BH Cee64D - 48
WW (me) - 49


All affairs are variations on a theme. No one has 'Beethoven's 5th' to everyone else's 'Chopsticks'.


Posts: 5891 | Registered: Dec 2008 | From: A better place
Girlietoo
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Default  Posted: 6:48 PM, November 3rd (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

A little while ago I had my phone in at the Apple store. The technican started to log into a diagnostics website and "surviving infidelity" came up. Ohmhgosh, I was so embarrassed.

After that I re-named my bookmark for this site to "surviving asshats in tinfoil". I got that from a tag line I read here. It said something like your KISA might be an asshat in tinfoil.


Me- 40
Him- 47
March 9, 2013- the day my heart died

Posts: 247 | Registered: Mar 2013 | From: Canada
Lostinthismess
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Default  Posted: 7:01 PM, November 3rd (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Cum dumpster is my personal favorite. Really sums up any delusions of the ow being better than me.


'You just keep living, until you are alive again'
'I don't want perfect, I want honest'

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angelsky
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Default  Posted: 7:06 PM, November 3rd (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Thank you SO MUCH for this! I was having a bad trigger day, and needed to lighten up. It feels so good to laugh! I haven't been around long enough to have anything funny to contribute, sorry.

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BrighterFuture
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Default  Posted: 7:09 PM, November 3rd (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Cum dumpster


Me:30
Him:31
D-day:2/24/13 (I was 10 weeks pregnant at the time and DS was 15 months)
Status: Parted ways!

"If only I can fight just a little longer, I know it's gonna make me stronger" Jamie Grace-Holding on.


Posts: 349 | Registered: Apr 2013 | From: Ohio
Gemini71
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Default  Posted: 7:21 PM, November 3rd (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I like the term Wifetress.


Edited to correct stupid typos.

Two steps forward and one step backwards, is still progress.


Posts: 1860 | Registered: Jul 2013 | From: Illinois, USA
JustWow
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Default  Posted: 7:25 PM, November 3rd (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I love A$$hat ..

and F*$ktard,

years ago there was someone here who had described her FWH in her tagline as "trying desperately to unf*&k the donkey".... I still laugh at that in my head...

[This message edited by JustWow at 7:25 PM, November 3rd (Sunday)]


BW - Reconciling

edited for typos (I always have to!)


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welcome14
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Default  Posted: 7:26 PM, November 3rd (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

douchecanoe is my all time favorite, and twat waffle.


Nothing like a trail of blood to find your way back home- nikki sixx

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars.


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Clarrissa
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Default  Posted: 7:29 PM, November 3rd (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

JW, I'd forgotten "trying to unf*&k the donkey". I always thought that was hilarious. Kinda like "unringing the bell" but SO much more descriptive.


BH Cee64D - 48
WW (me) - 49


All affairs are variations on a theme. No one has 'Beethoven's 5th' to everyone else's 'Chopsticks'.


Posts: 5891 | Registered: Dec 2008 | From: A better place
allusions
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Default  Posted: 8:27 PM, November 3rd (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Soulmate schmoopies

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OldCow18
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Default  Posted: 8:32 PM, November 3rd (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I'm with Welcome, I love douche canoe. And I also love the term that's been personally dubbed for my WH....he's not just a cake eater, he's a nut-free cake eater.


Me, BW forty something, DD & DS,
Married to WH (49) 11 years, together 16
D-Day 6.8.13

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stunnedin12
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Default  Posted: 9:01 PM, November 3rd (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Bat shit crazy is my favorite. I used it frequently immediately following the 3rd time of broken no contact. I'm pretty sure wh would rather walk across hot coals than to hear me say it again.


ME - Betrayed Spouse
Him - Wayward spouse
Not sure, but trying I guess.

Posts: 476 | Registered: Jan 2013
caregiver9000
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Default  Posted: 9:06 PM, November 3rd (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

fuckweasel

fuckwit

lower muppet

skittle shitting unicorns


Me: 44, independent, happy, despite co-parenting with a lower muppet
FT "Stretch" (and Skew!) ;)
DS 13 DS 10
S 5/2010
D 12/2012

Posts: 5859 | Registered: May 2010 | From: a better place
Lostinthismess
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Default  Posted: 9:14 PM, November 3rd (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I've used douche canoe and rainbow farting unicorns since coming here


'You just keep living, until you are alive again'
'I don't want perfect, I want honest'

Posts: 331 | Registered: May 2013
Losttransport
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Default  Posted: 9:29 PM, November 3rd (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Gotta say asshat is probably my favorite. Started saying it around the jail I work at: the officers went berserk laughing so hard!


Me: BS-42
Hubby: FWS-42
OW: former friend of mine
EA from ? to 3-15-12
3 DD, 1 DS
Time heals all wounds-I do not agree.

Posts: 95 | Registered: May 2013 | From: Texas
Lyonesse
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Default  Posted: 9:34 PM, November 3rd (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I probably use asshat and bat-shit crazy the most, out of all the phrases I learned here.

Some of my creative favorites:

dumbsel in distress
Candy Britches
gutterslut mctrampypants
whorangutan

crazy as a bag of badgers

This guy is flying more red flags than China.

“wayward,” with all its connotations of an obstinate child


Me: BS, 40's.

Posts: 1797 | Registered: Jul 2011 | From: West Coast
Take2
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Default  Posted: 9:37 PM, November 3rd (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Asshat and Bunny Boiler, come to mind.


"We must be willing to get rid of the life we've planned, so as to have the life that is waiting for us." Joseph Campbell...So, If fear was not a factor - what would you do?

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What2do
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Default  Posted: 9:52 PM, November 3rd (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

"We'll fuck me running". This was in a tag line. Don't remember who.

I love this phrase. I mentally use this often. Have on occasion verbally used it.

Before I entered the world of infidelity, I never ever cursed. Did not even think the "F" word. Now I could put a sailor to shame when I get angry.


Character is what you do when no one is watching.
There is the right path and the easy path - which one will you take?

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