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User Topic: Now he's threatening court again
Nature_Girl
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Default  Posted: 6:25 PM, October 13th (Sunday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Ah yes, mus-turd. The correct condiment for a shit sandwich.

Great Googly Moogly, this thread just keeps getting better & better!!!!


Me = BS (Stay-at-home-mom)
Him = EX-d out (abusive troglodyte NPD SA)
3 tween-aged kids
Together 20 years
D-Day: Memorial Weekend 2011
2013 - I DIVORCED HIM, I'M FREE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBOJpIwF47Y

Posts: 9538 | Registered: Jun 2011 | From: USA
peridot
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Default  Posted: 12:41 AM, October 14th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Numbandnauseous, I was lmao when I read it.

I don't normally laugh at spelling or grammar errors but this shit is just too funny. I had to share it!

Ah yes, mus-turd. The correct condiment for a shit sandwich.

Great Googly Moogly, this thread just keeps getting better & better!!!!

We really need a thread for the funny shit they come up with. It would be great therapy when we need a laugh.


I think...therefore, I'm single.

It is what it is.


Posts: 4753 | Registered: Feb 2008
thebighurt
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Default  Posted: 4:48 PM, October 14th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I'm so glad I am reading this thread! I can really use the laughs!

I see I'm not the only one who thinks he's talking about what goes well with a weenie.

Like this, too^^^^.

Me too, me too, please!! [Raising hand]. Since I don't have a picture dictionary, I would like to see the definition of the word edjut. (The e-word=idiot in case you lack spell check also.)

What a maurun!!


Finding what life could have been....... Why didn't I see it?

Posts: 2293 | Registered: Feb 2012 | From: the Other Side
numbandnauseous
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Default  Posted: 4:53 PM, October 14th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

peridot - yes, please post all communications he sends you - I wish you didn't have to be NC with him so we could have laughs more often.

I went to bed thinking about this thread, especially his version of "contempt" on a line by itself, and the thoughts that came to me were:

-what is his "process" (if you could use such a higher order word to describe what he does) when typing?

-does he not know how to move the cursor via the mouse or arrow keys; does he only know how to hit the enter key and that is why condiment or whatever he wrote for comtempt was on a line all by itself? Does he not know how to go back and change the spelling of a word once he has typed it? Or is he just lazy?

Inquiring minds want to know.

ETA: Would someone please pass the condiments? I need some for my veggie burger.

[This message edited by numbandnauseous at 4:55 PM, October 14th (Monday)]


BS (me) - 41
WH - 48, EA with HS GF x 2
M: 10 years, T: 20
2 small children
DDay#1 - Christmas 2011 (OW#1)
Confronted - 4/6/12
DDay#2 - July 9, 2012 (OW#2)
He is an SA (Oct 2012)
Divorcing

Posts: 827 | Registered: Jan 2012 | From: the other side
thebighurt
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Default  Posted: 5:18 PM, October 14th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Does he not know how to go back and change the spelling of a word once he has typed it?

To do that, one would have to recognize it as a misspelled word!!


Finding what life could have been....... Why didn't I see it?

Posts: 2293 | Registered: Feb 2012 | From: the Other Side
peridot
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Default  Posted: 2:21 AM, October 17th (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I blocked the stupid bastard on Facebook, where he's been messaging me. He sent me another message. Supposedly, he has a new girlfriend but he hasn't even filed for divorce. The OWifey is in jail. He sent me a message from some girl's Facebook account.

I think this may be a girl that he dated in high school. She has the same name.

Here's the latest message. I haven't responded. He's being all nice now. Just the other day he was threatening to take me to court.

Normally, I change the names but this is too funny. His name is Brian.

I'm not sure what he means by "other two". He only has one other kid that I know about.

Hey its brain i tried to send a message to u im on my new girlfriends page so u kmow im not with camanda i was hoping that u the kids and trishia and i and my other two and her could meet up and go to lunch and to the park so u and kids could meet them and i can show u i really want to work on getting trust with u andy kids i just want to see them i miss them alot and sorry for any problems i caused the if u would like to call please do so hopefully we all can go have lunch and go to the park


I think...therefore, I'm single.

It is what it is.


Posts: 4753 | Registered: Feb 2008
SBB
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Default  Posted: 2:49 AM, October 17th (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

This guy is delusional.

You were an arsehole with OW and you are an arsehole without OW.


Buzz- The word you are searching for is 'Space-Ranger.'
Woody- The word I'm searching for, I can't say, because there are Pre-school toys here.

Posts: 5535 | Registered: Apr 2012 | From: Australia
Afraid2LoveAgain
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Default  Posted: 5:10 AM, October 17th (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

He spelled his own name wrong?

I'm not surprised that someone who cannot spell his own name is stupid enough to think you should all hang out together.


BW -- 57
Divorced 2001
Re-married 2014--on what would have been our 35th anniversary

Posts: 413 | Registered: Jul 2006 | From: NC
ImStillwaiting
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Default  Posted: 8:04 AM, October 17th (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I think he lives in oz... he should change his name to scarecrow, if he only had a brain!

is her name really camanda?


Me: BS/WW 29

HiM: FWH/BS 30

married:9 years

♥Kids: 8 year old DS 5 year old DD 3 year old DS♥

Dday:3/30/2006 (PA by him with 3 OW)

Dday: 5/15/2013 (EA by Me with 1 OM)

First R:4/04/06

Second R:5/15/13


Posts: 469 | Registered: Nov 2006 | From: NY
peridot
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Default  Posted: 9:00 AM, October 17th (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Yeah, if only he had a brain... he wouldn't have put the kids through hell and he would have put them first. Now it's too late. They don't want anything to do with him and I'm not forcing them.

Yes, that's her real name.


I think...therefore, I'm single.

It is what it is.


Posts: 4753 | Registered: Feb 2008
peridot
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Default  Posted: 10:04 AM, October 17th (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

The reply I won't send:

If only you had a brain and lived in the real world instead of Oz, you would know that trust is built over time. Not some day at the park with your new girlfriend.

You would have made the kids a priority instead of the OW.

You would have listened to the kids needs and protected them over a year ago.

If you had a brain... you would go back to Oz and leave the kids alone. It's too late, the kids want nothing to do with you.


I think...therefore, I'm single.

It is what it is.


Posts: 4753 | Registered: Feb 2008
Nature_Girl
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Default  Posted: 10:11 AM, October 17th (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Wait, wait!

Wait...

He wants you all to have a picnic in the park?

Seriously?

A huge group picnic with the ex-wife, kiddos, criminal new wife, and whatthehey, maybe the new girlfriend riding by on her shiny tricycle? Will you all play Frisbee golf and sing Kumbayah? Hold hands?

What is he huffing??


Me = BS (Stay-at-home-mom)
Him = EX-d out (abusive troglodyte NPD SA)
3 tween-aged kids
Together 20 years
D-Day: Memorial Weekend 2011
2013 - I DIVORCED HIM, I'M FREE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBOJpIwF47Y

Posts: 9538 | Registered: Jun 2011 | From: USA
peridot
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Default  Posted: 10:32 AM, October 17th (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Wait, wait!
Wait...

He wants you all to have a picnic in the park?

Seriously?

A huge group picnic with the ex-wife, kiddos, criminal new wife, and whatthehey, maybe the new girlfriend riding by on her shiny tricycle? Will you all play Frisbee golf and sing Kumbayah? Hold hands?

What is he huffing??

Lmao!

No, No... he broke up with the OW. He has a new girlfriend he wants to bring into the kids lives. Even though, according to his time table, the could have only been dating a few weeks, at most. Unless he was cheating on the OW.

This was another message that is hard to read with all the spelling and grammar errors, all the run on sentences and the lack of punctuation.

He wants me and the kids to meet him, the new girlfriend and the "other two". I'm not sure who that is though since he only has 1 other kid besides mine.

Yes, at the same time he is supposed to be winning the kids trust back, he wants to introduce the kids to yet another woman. We're just supposed to have lunch, go to the park and be one big happy fucking group like nothing ever happened.

I guess he wants to rug sweep all the damage he did to the kids even though they are still dealing with every thing that has happened to them over the past 5 years because of him.

To hell with what the kids need as long as he gets to live in Oz still without his fucking brain.

Aside from all the issues with the kids. He has some fucking balls considering I spilled the beans to the OW. Does he really think I will keep my mouth shut to this woman?

OMG, there really is a Lalaland. It's fucking Oz,lmao!


I think...therefore, I'm single.

It is what it is.


Posts: 4753 | Registered: Feb 2008
Nature_Girl
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Default  Posted: 10:46 AM, October 17th (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Wow. That's just, just...

Wow.

I feel like I need my Samuel L. Jackson phrase soundboard.

http://www.soundboard.com/sb/samuel


Me = BS (Stay-at-home-mom)
Him = EX-d out (abusive troglodyte NPD SA)
3 tween-aged kids
Together 20 years
D-Day: Memorial Weekend 2011
2013 - I DIVORCED HIM, I'M FREE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBOJpIwF47Y

Posts: 9538 | Registered: Jun 2011 | From: USA
dmari
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Default  Posted: 12:03 PM, October 17th (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Thank you for the continued laughs! I am shaking my head and giggling to myself!


Me (BS): 42 Children: DD 18, DS 15
Settled at mediation
Officially divorced ... SOON!

Posts: 2146 | Registered: Oct 2012
ImStillwaiting
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Default  Posted: 12:07 PM, October 17th (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

From now on you should always spell his name that way...

Brain,

I regret to inform you, we will not be having a picnic until hell freezes over and fire balls fall from the sky.

he might not be able to read anything spelled correctly so you might want to send it like this.

Brain,

Eye regreat 2 infrom ewe wee willl no b haveing picknick untill heel freezez ovear andy firee ballz fell form th skie.



Me: BS/WW 29

HiM: FWH/BS 30

married:9 years

♥Kids: 8 year old DS 5 year old DD 3 year old DS♥

Dday:3/30/2006 (PA by him with 3 OW)

Dday: 5/15/2013 (EA by Me with 1 OM)

First R:4/04/06

Second R:5/15/13


Posts: 469 | Registered: Nov 2006 | From: NY
peridot
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Default  Posted: 12:12 PM, October 17th (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

From now on you should always spell his name that way...
Brain,

I regret to inform you, we will not be having a picnic until hell freezes over and fire balls fall from the sky.

he might not be able to read anything spelled correctly so you might want to send it like this.

Brain,

Eye regreat 2 infrom ewe wee willl no b haveing picknick untill heel freezez ovear andy firee ballz fell form th skie.

Lmao!!!


I think...therefore, I'm single.

It is what it is.


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osxgirl
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Default  Posted: 1:05 PM, October 17th (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Or you could (not) respond with:

Brain-less,

A picknit sounds grate wate fur us at the pork well be ridden on ur nw ranbow-s@@Tting uncorn.

ETA: (not), just in case it wasn't clear I was being facetious.

[This message edited by osxgirl at 1:49 PM, October 17th (Thursday)]


Posts: 2389 | Registered: Nov 2005 | From: Maryland
peridot
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Default  Posted: 2:41 PM, October 17th (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

He must be getting desperate. He's making up fake accounts and sending me messages. This is what he is sending me. I'm reporting these accounts to Facebook.


I'm trying to see my kids if u don't let me then u will get contment and I hope u rote in jail with camanda

I live with Lisa mom and dads is my mailing address any thing u need to mail me u can there and I have not filed for divorce all my money is going to lawyers for me to get u for content over 2 years worth I hope u like jail.And there was no reclamation for me by DHS to do anything but to take u to court.The case worker told me I need to take u to court

So shufe that up ur fat ugly ass hover mom.The school keeps calling me saying they r consored that u hovering over the kids

I never gave up nothing never went to court so how can I give up anything.See u in hell

Btw, the school doesn't really have his phone number.

He's a sad, pathetic person.


I think...therefore, I'm single.

It is what it is.


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alphakitte
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Default  Posted: 2:43 PM, October 17th (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

"Hey its brain . . ."

You can't make this stuff up! I fell off my chair reading this.

Thanks for the laughs!!!!


------ Some people are emotional tadpoles. Even if they mature they are just a warty toad. Catt

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