As for bacon, a kid sat in class the other day wearing this t-shirt: http://skreened.com/davidayala/periodic-chart-of-the-elements-bacon
I almost had to ask him to leave, I was so hungry. He probably thinks the girls are salivating for HIM.
And I cannot disclose my secrets because when I get my food truck I'll be the hit of the town!
DS, is it a food truck for turtles? Too late, you already told us your secret ingredient: crickets