Girl Slow Down! I can't laugh and type at the same time.
1) I first thought was a hat, then an urn - you know for "ashes", but that would be really gross.
2) Hell if I know but I think the person who made must have been on acid.
3) The back of an eye ball.
4) One of those silly pompon people from the 70s, you know with the shaky eyes and the sticky paper feet so you could stick them on crap.
Okay. I am now ready for more. Love this!!!!!