Now if I was a different color and had an accent, I would totally fuck with people like the ignorant donutty coworker by just making shit up. You know, like "Oh no, can't eat cupcakes, those are reserved for the volcano king." or "Oooo, harvest festival cakes.... when is the sacrifice?"
I'm giggling my most evil giggle right now
I am just your ordinary average everyday sane psycho supergoddess - Liz Phair
Don't keep dancing with the Devil and wonder why you are still in Hell.
It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.