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User Topic: Fortune cookie with no fortune
wifehad5
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Default  Posted: 11:31 AM, September 20th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I had carry out Chinese food for lunch. When I cracked open the fortune cookie, there was no fortune. What does that mean?


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ajsmom
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Default  Posted: 11:32 AM, September 20th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

It's been great knowing you.

AJ's MOM


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nowiknow23
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Default  Posted: 11:33 AM, September 20th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Ask the almighty Google and you shall learn:

If there is no fortune in a fortune cookie, it is a sign that something good will happen to you soon. (Because fortune-cookie-fairy owes you one fortune.)

Nice!


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Jrazz
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Default  Posted: 11:35 AM, September 20th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Yeah, I vote "Choose your own fortune."


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MovingUpward
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Default  Posted: 11:38 AM, September 20th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

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Posts: 52731 | Registered: Jun 2007 | From: Big Blue Nation
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Default  Posted: 11:38 AM, September 20th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Anyone else play the fortune cookie game where you add the words "in bed" to the end of the fortune? Try it. So "Choose your own fortune...in bed".


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wifehad5
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Default  Posted: 11:42 AM, September 20th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I have to say I like nik's answer over ajsmom's answer


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Default  Posted: 11:47 AM, September 20th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

All's I know is now I want Chinese food!


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Rebreather
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Default  Posted: 11:57 AM, September 20th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

It's still breakfast time here!

I think it means the quality control supervisor at the cookie plant was napping.

TRIVIA! Do you know where the fortune cookie was invented. Googling is cheating!


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Default  Posted: 12:06 PM, September 20th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

At least you don't get disrespected by fortune cookies. I had one that said, 'You will succeed inspite of yourself'

(and let's not get into how true it is... )

[This message edited by Sad in AZ at 12:07 PM, September 20th (Friday)]


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Default  Posted: 12:10 PM, September 20th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

WH5 - I would seriously take this as a sign of you becoming more Chuck Norris-like. You destroyed that fortune while it was still inside the cookie, inside of the wrapper, and before it even got to your table. That's badass.

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Default  Posted: 12:13 PM, September 20th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Right, rebreather? I'm like, lunch? I haven't even decided between fruit-loops and captain crunch over here.


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lynnm1947
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Default  Posted: 12:14 PM, September 20th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

It means you got screwed out of a fortune.

[This message edited by lynnm1947 at 12:15 PM, September 20th (Friday)]


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Default  Posted: 12:17 PM, September 20th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Do you know where the fortune cookie was invented.

No, just that they don't have them in China. It was somewhere else (in Asia I believe).


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Default  Posted: 12:21 PM, September 20th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Right, rebreather? I'm like, lunch? I haven't even decided between fruit-loops and captain crunch over here.

What?!?! You're not coo coo for cocoa puffs?


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Think of the haters in your life as sandpaper; they’ll scratch you up time and time again but in the end you’re polished, smooth, and spotless..while they end up useless

We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give.


Posts: 52731 | Registered: Jun 2007 | From: Big Blue Nation
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Default  Posted: 12:28 PM, September 20th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Right, rebreather? I'm like, lunch? I haven't even decided between fruit-loops and captain crunch over here.

Still drinking my latte!

Although there is some dispute, we out west know that the fortune cookie was created and made popular by Japanese immigrants in San Francisco.


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Kalleigh
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Default  Posted: 1:23 PM, September 20th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

my mom got one once that said your fortune is in another cookie


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Lucky2HaveMe
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Default  Posted: 2:13 PM, September 20th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

We have gotten a couple of funny ones!

"You are hungry. Order Chinese now"

"Choose another fortune"


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truthsetmefree
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Default  Posted: 2:31 PM, September 20th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

You didn't eat it, did you???

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JustDone
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Default  Posted: 4:50 PM, September 20th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

No fortune, is better than this one:


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