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User Topic: Family meeting in the next booth
nowiknow23
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Shutup  Posted: 7:07 PM, August 22nd (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I'm at a coffee shop with DD. In the booth next to us, a family - mom and 3 teens - is having the BEST family meeting EVER.

Daughter: "I know you think I'm imaging things, but I'm convinced Scooter is having a gender identity crisis."

Son 1: "You are insane. It's not a gender identity issue - he licks his balls and humps the couch. He clearly knows he's a boy. His real issue is that he thinks he's a dog."

Son 2: "But he's NOT. He's a damn cat. Can we get him therapy for that?"

Mom: "I'll look into that. Can we get back to your school schedules now?"


You can call me NIK

"If you carry joy in your heart, you can heal any moment."
- Carlos Santana


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gma56
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Default  Posted: 7:12 PM, August 22nd (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


Priceless.I hope the Mom will fondly remember the conversation years later.


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It's my life now, my choices, my mistakes to make and my victories to celebrate. His choices made me free of liars and betrayers in my life. That is priceless.

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nowiknow23
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Default  Posted: 7:16 PM, August 22nd (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I wish I could type fast enough to capture the entire conversation. I'm DYING.


You can call me NIK

"If you carry joy in your heart, you can heal any moment."
- Carlos Santana


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aesir
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Default  Posted: 7:22 PM, August 22nd (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Most phones allow audio recording as well, just sayin'.


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nowiknow23
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Default  Posted: 7:32 PM, August 22nd (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Where were you 10 minutes ago, aesir? And why didn't I think of that before they headed out the door to make a Target run for Scooter's litter and a new scratch post???


You can call me NIK

"If you carry joy in your heart, you can heal any moment."
- Carlos Santana


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caregiver9000
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Default  Posted: 7:42 PM, August 22nd (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

damn if that doesn't put my day into perspective.


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FT "Stretch" (and Skew!) ;)
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D 12/2012

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Sad in AZ
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Default  Posted: 7:48 PM, August 22nd (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Poor Scooter is at home licking his balls and doesn't even know he's about to have an intervention...

(If only I knew how to make memes )

[This message edited by Sad in AZ at 7:49 PM, August 22nd (Thursday)]


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Threnody
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Default  Posted: 9:53 PM, August 22nd (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


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nowiknow23
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Default  Posted: 10:01 PM, August 22nd (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


You can call me NIK

"If you carry joy in your heart, you can heal any moment."
- Carlos Santana


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click4it
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Default  Posted: 10:33 PM, August 22nd (Thursday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

lol too funny NIK.


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Two boys: 17 and 14
Divorced 12-13-05
d-day 10-02-01

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tushnurse
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Default  Posted: 8:54 AM, August 23rd (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

LMAO - That sounds like a convo I would have with my kids.


Me: FBS
Him: FWS
Kids: 15 & 17
Married for 22 years now, was 16 at the time. .
D-Day Sept 26 2008
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nowiknow23
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Default  Posted: 9:08 AM, August 23rd (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

They were hilarious. The older son was giving advice to the daughter about her teachers and her schedule.

Daughter said that she really didn't care for her science teacher - that he was a Nazi. Older brother said, "Your perspective is the problem. He's not a Nazi - he's a dictator. Slight difference there. Didn't you pay attention in Government?"


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"If you carry joy in your heart, you can heal any moment."
- Carlos Santana


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Undefinabl3
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Default  Posted: 9:36 AM, August 23rd (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

"Your perspective is the problem. He's not a Nazi - he's a dictator. Slight difference there. Didn't you pay attention in Government?"

LOL...this is going to be my kids in about 10 years....sigh...


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lynnm1947
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Default  Posted: 9:52 AM, August 23rd (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

This sounds like discussions between myself and my kids 20 years ago. And probably discussions we will have with the GDs very soon! My 3-year-old GD informed me at the beach last Saturday that the sand edifice she'd built was "NOT a castle, Nana T. It's a PYRAMID!"

[This message edited by lynnm1947 at 9:52 AM, August 23rd (Friday)]


Age: 64..ummmmmmm, no...............65....no...oh, hell born in 1947. You figure it out!

"I could have missed the pain, but I would have had to miss the dance." Garth Brooks


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TrulyReconciled
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Default  Posted: 10:54 AM, August 23rd (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

What's Scooter doing with balls in the first place???


"In a time of deceit, telling the Truth is a revolutionary act."

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lynnm1947
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Default  Posted: 11:00 AM, August 23rd (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Juggling?


Age: 64..ummmmmmm, no...............65....no...oh, hell born in 1947. You figure it out!

"I could have missed the pain, but I would have had to miss the dance." Garth Brooks


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TrulyReconciled
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Default  Posted: 11:09 AM, August 23rd (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


"In a time of deceit, telling the Truth is a revolutionary act."

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boontje
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Default  Posted: 11:49 AM, August 23rd (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

OMG, did I need a good laugh today or what?


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The best way to find out if you can trust somebody is to trust them.”
― Ernest Hemingway



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TrulyReconciled
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Default  Posted: 11:59 AM, August 23rd (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Dis wat you get for messing with Scooter ...


"In a time of deceit, telling the Truth is a revolutionary act."

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tushnurse
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Default  Posted: 1:59 PM, August 23rd (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

OMG now that does sound like my kids!!!!!!!

They had a huge argument over Dictators, Communism and who was the worst one. My H and I were kind of proud that they could each make valid points....


Me: FBS
Him: FWS
Kids: 15 & 17
Married for 22 years now, was 16 at the time. .
D-Day Sept 26 2008
Fully R'd, and Happy Happy Happy

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