I wonder if they expect an award for being anything over 50%?
I guess I should have mentioned, she followed up her "99%" comment with,
"That should count for something."
The Stupid Hall of Fame, you really can't make this shit up.
And here's the zinger guys. This is coming from an FWW that has been "successfully reconciled" for over 30 years. She's actually done a pretty good job, and yet shit like this still comes out of her mouth once in a while.
Wimenz just think differnt.
99% & I take my vows seriously
Definitely two quotes for the hall of fame. And on the same page no less.
Goes along with that whole "well i'm 100% committed to us now" bullshit I've been hearing daily recently.
If my baffled had a baffled i'd be baffled x 2. I think its a confuse and conquer technique they employ.
Mister rabbit says, "A moment of realization is worth a thousand prayers."
Sounds like a great band name - Baffled Squared.
As for the percentages, I've never believed marriage was 50/50. It's 100% on both sides. To paraphrase someone I can't remember, it ain't staring at each other, it's looking outward together in the same direction.
Is a Mancott what you sleep in when you are in your mankini?
I just know for a certainty, I won't be drivin a FIAT, to a KFC, having a Cad for desert - who is first? with any just deserved jokes/ - drinkin a tecate...
just realized, all o that rhymed. well fuck me,
my mind has been turned.
to a thing that has changed and is saving me, and as it is, please let the angels hold it up in the end as evidence of
that i was at least once,
once! salt, and lips, and knowing.
though that shit didn't rhyme at the end, i know.
More Would, have you asked your W what would be a percentage she would be comfortable with for you?
Would she also like 99%? :)
while sipping on a strawberry manquiri?
I MANcott the whole Disney/ABC bastard child.
First fill little girls heads with the unattainable grandeur of Cinderella, then turn them into Desperate Housewives and Mistresses.
Fuck you Disney!
If I had time I'd ascii a big middle finger right here, but you'll just have to use your imaginations, going to attempt some sleep.
****Edit boy to MAN
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Where can I get Breaking Bad streaming?
RB - Burr's Psycho Robot routine - lmao!
Absolutely hilarious...Burr has so many good insights into women that misandric society doesn't want to admit.
I think I'll have MANicotti for lunch.
WW thought I should have the same "freedom" until I exercised it, then not so much.
Way back in the day, Up With People's signature song could have two meanings in this context
Freedom isn't free
You got to pay the price, sacrifice
For your liberty
if you have the time, give him a shout out. it really sounds like he could use some manly support. I can't think of a better group of men to give it.
The MC replied that I was confusing character and integrity with love. The wife just sat there silently and cried, and didn't disagree with anything that was said.
So, on top of being sexually immoral, my wife lacks character and integrity. Choose wisely, as they say.
Not that I didn't know that she was lacking those traits (she did those things for so long, after all), but to hear someone else say it was kind of a punch to the gut. Have to say though, our MC is really talented. She somehow combines straight talk with love and compassion in a way that most people could never pull off.
Just another day in paradise.
Oh well, bring on college football and the next episode of Breaking Bad!
Alright, so I guess my wife had been lying her whole life that she is incapable of stopping.
Point in case:
She is back in Phoenix for work, went out to dinner with her girlfriends. I text her around 7:oo p.m. because I need the neighbors phone number. No reply. Well, this irks me, cause her affair happened on work trips..so the deal is she is supposed to be responsive.
I'm not pisssed, but "irked" So I call her at 8:oo p.m., no response. At 8:30, I give her a "what the hell, can I get a text back?"
At 9:10, I get a text from her saying "sorry my phone died, i'll call u once my phone charges"
Here's the problem. At 8:00 p.m. I went on "find my phone", it shows location and battery power in the phones. She had 39% of her juice at 8:00. Phone had died. Fucking liar.
The stupid thing is that she lies about stupid shit. I mean, just say, I didn't hear the damn phone. But, nope, not her...just lie away.
I can't believe that it doesn't sink in that lies do the most fucking damage.
Anyway, the kicker....
Didn't want to talk to her yesterday. My 8 yr old son was saying goodnight to her on the phone, asked me if I wanted to talk to her...I said nope, too busy doing dishes.
The Boy didn't buy it, he asked me later why I didn't want to talk to her. I said, nothing big, I was busy and was just a little mad at her.
From the boy..."Is she cheating again?" Fuck me, that's my 8 year old's view of his mother.
"Is she cheating again?" Fuck me, that's my 8 year old's view of his mother.
ETA: Need to proofread better in the future.
[This message edited by Brandon808 at 12:30 PM, August 28th, 2013 (Wednesday)]
Sorry the wife is being inconsiderate. Even more sorry your son has to have those kinds of questions thanks to mom's inability to get her shit together.
I feel for you brother.