Keeping things short, after getting details from H and reading here about how common it is for the OW to use pregnancy as a means of "keeping" the WH, I kept wondering if fake positive pregnancy tests existed. Well, I googled it and sure as poo, they do! I read the following description for it:
"It's the home pregnancy test that is always
positive! Ladies, now you can find out if you've
found Mr. Right with this hilarious prank! Will
he stick with you if he thinks things will get
complicated? This outrageous prank will have
your guy sweating! Or sleep with your married
boss and watch him squirm (Maybe you'll get a
raise!) The laughs are endless!"
Oh yes, the laughs of sleeping with a married man are so endless! BW (me): 30
WH (him): 31
Taking R one day at a time
"Every decision you make indicates what you believe you are worth."