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User Topic: You're not mayo. A Vent
unfound
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Default  Posted: 10:50 AM, August 2nd (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Dear Miracle Whip,

Thank you for your most recent advertisement in which you use the Scarlet A as a cheeky way to sell your product. In addition to the fact that you suck, and you're not mayonnaise, you've given me just one more overly sweet, obnoxiously tangy reason to hate you...not that I needed one (again,you're not mayo, stop trying to deny the fact that you made a crappy mayo then tried to back track saying it was never mayo, but a "sandwich spread").

You are now in the company of Orbit gum, State Farm Insurance, Sugarland and the Sham Wow guy (not because he has to stoop so low as to use adultery to sell something, he's just friggin creepy). Please know that even if I was able to choke down your wanna be mayo, I wouldn't buy it solely based on the fact that you thought that using infidelity related topics as a kitchy selling point was a good idea.

Unfound.
Intelligent Consumer
Real Mayonnaise lover


Vent over


*no offense to anyone who likes the taste of MW... well, maybe a little, cause c'mon people, it's NOT MAYO .



ka-mai
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From time to time, I do consider that I might be mad. Like any self-respecting lunatic, however, I am always quick to dismiss any doubts about my sanity. DK

Posts: 14832 | Registered: Nov 2006 | From: mercury's underboob
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Default  Posted: 10:53 AM, August 2nd (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

LOL Unfound!!!

I dont much care for mayo either way, but MW does taste good in my fruit salad!

Thanks for the laugh


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collateraldamage
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Default  Posted: 10:54 AM, August 2nd (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


Me:BS (46) Him:WH (46)
Married 20 years/together 26
Two DS 16/14
DD#1 2/1994 (PA) DD#2 1997-2000?? several EA DD#3 2/17/2011 PA 6 months DD#4 7/13/2011 My Space Account (from 20007) looking for casual sex 10/17/2011 DD#1,000,000... new EA

Posts: 195 | Registered: Jun 2011 | From: los angeles
boontje
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Default  Posted: 10:54 AM, August 2nd (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Brilliant vent. Well done. I think you should send it to the makers of MW.


Me: BS
Dday: June 2011
Working on R, one day at a time

The best way to find out if you can trust somebody is to trust them.”
― Ernest Hemingway



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jjct
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Default  Posted: 10:56 AM, August 2nd (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

BOOM!
With ya uo!
FTN!
Stupid ijits!

Can I add a FU Tecate & Fiat to your blaze?
They think it's cool to show a woman slapping a man.


Posts: 6519 | Registered: Dec 2007 | From: texas
StillGoing
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Default  Posted: 10:58 AM, August 2nd (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Miracle whip is the Leeann Rimes of condiments.


“Fate is a fickle bitch who dotes on irony.”

Posts: 7428 | Registered: May 2010 | From: USA
unfound
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Default  Posted: 12:21 PM, August 2nd (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

@ StillGoing.

YES!


ka-mai
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From time to time, I do consider that I might be mad. Like any self-respecting lunatic, however, I am always quick to dismiss any doubts about my sanity. DK

Posts: 14832 | Registered: Nov 2006 | From: mercury's underboob
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Default  Posted: 1:50 PM, August 2nd (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


Me-BS 40's
Him-WH 40's
D-day April 2010
Married-20+yrs

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Default  Posted: 1:57 PM, August 2nd (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Dukes Rules!

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JustAShadow
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Default  Posted: 2:46 PM, August 2nd (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Thanks for the laugh today Unfound! REAL Mayo all the way!!


ME: 41 - Madhatter, 2 PAs, 1997, 2003
Him: 35 - Madhatter, 2 PAs, 2004, 3/2012 - 3/2014
Status: Living Apart

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