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User Topic: I'm mad as heckfire.
Jpapageorge
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Revenge  Posted: 3:06 PM, July 26th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

It is high time I stood up for myself and those of my ilk. I use AOL and I am not ashamed! I did not download AOL from a free disk in a magazine nor have I run out of free disks, I downloaded it using IE version 1.0. I am not a knuckle dragging troglodyte who trolls ESPN.com making snarky comments while sitting at home in a darkened room wearing a dirty white t-shirt and eating stale pizza.

For the record, right now, I am wearing a clean white t-shirt with holes only in the pits, I washed the paper plate before I loaded it with day old French fries, I have Stevie Wonder’s Songs in the Key of Life playing on my 8-trac player and I am about to make a phone call on my cellular phone as soon as I can figure out where I left the antenna.

You people with your fancy computers, your IPod thingys and your Raspberry devices can just keep drinking your fancy coffees from McDonald’s and quit picking on me.

Oh yeah, STAY OFF MY LAWN.


"Either get busy livin' or get busy dyin'." (and I prefer to live)
"Shame on me for kissing you with my eyes closed."
Spectemur agendo.
Me: FBBF

Posts: 1751 | Registered: Apr 2011 | From: California
osxgirl
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Default  Posted: 3:11 PM, July 26th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Bet you're sitting there playing Pong (on the original Pong console) while doing all that, aren't you?

Posts: 2405 | Registered: Nov 2005 | From: Maryland
caregiver9000
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Default  Posted: 3:13 PM, July 26th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I have one question. Regarding the holes in the "pits" don't most shirts have holes in the pits? Otherwise how does one get the arms into the shirt? Am I to assume that since you mention these holes, they are EXTRA holes perhaps due to excessive wearing on the seams of said shirt from bodily excretions??

No hug for you Jpapa, but I will pat you on your head.


Me: 44, independent, happy, despite co-parenting with a lower muppet
FT "Stretch" (and Skew!) ;)
DS 13 DS 10
S 5/2010
D 12/2012

Posts: 5859 | Registered: May 2010 | From: a better place
Jpapageorge
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Default  Posted: 3:21 PM, July 26th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Osxgirl, I don't want to use the energy to walk into the other room to turn on the TV and wait for it to warm up. I will be playing Pong later.

CG9000, contrary to the image portrayed, I do shower once a month wether I need it or not so my sweat isn't always toxic nor acidic. Be careful though, even a pat on the head is human contact- something I have avoided since I discovered this internet stuff.


"Either get busy livin' or get busy dyin'." (and I prefer to live)
"Shame on me for kissing you with my eyes closed."
Spectemur agendo.
Me: FBBF

Posts: 1751 | Registered: Apr 2011 | From: California
ThoughtIKnewYa
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Default  Posted: 3:31 PM, July 26th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


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Deeply Scared
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Default  Posted: 3:31 PM, July 26th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

How's your 8 Track player holding up?


"Don't give up, the beginning is always the hardest." My Mom:)

My tolerance for stupid shit is getting less and less.


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jo2love
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Default  Posted: 3:36 PM, July 26th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Does anyone else feel like playing Qbert?


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LosferWords
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Default  Posted: 3:36 PM, July 26th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Dude... IE? Everyone knows that Netscape Navigator is better. Gotta have the Gold Edition, too!

Posts: 7516 | Registered: Dec 2010
Deeply Scared
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Default  Posted: 3:44 PM, July 26th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I don't think he can hear us...his Marshall Tucker album is up too loud


"Don't give up, the beginning is always the hardest." My Mom:)

My tolerance for stupid shit is getting less and less.


Posts: 198283 | Registered: May 2002
Jennifer99
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Default  Posted: 3:50 PM, July 26th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I just gave an original, b/w gameboy with tetris in it to the kid. I expect the novelty to last all of 10 mins.

If I ship it to you will you get your panties out of a bunch aol person?


Posts: 556 | Registered: Jun 2013
Jpapageorge
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Default  Posted: 4:06 PM, July 26th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

TIKY, I hope you are laughing with me rather than at me because I have no idea where you live and therefore cannot exact my revenge.

DS, my KISS Alive II is "bleeding" over way too much these days but my Very Best of the Fifth Dimension sounds just like it did when I first bought it at Tower records. Good idea on the Marshall Tucker Band though.

Qbert? Netscape Navigator? Tetris? Really? I am not falling for all these newfangled traps.

If anybody doesn't believe the truth in my statements they can always send me an electronic mail at notmyrealemailaddressbecausethevoicesinmyheadsaidtobecarefulontheinternet@aol.com

[This message edited by Jpapageorge at 4:06 PM, July 26th (Friday)]


"Either get busy livin' or get busy dyin'." (and I prefer to live)
"Shame on me for kissing you with my eyes closed."
Spectemur agendo.
Me: FBBF

Posts: 1751 | Registered: Apr 2011 | From: California
Deeply Scared
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Default  Posted: 4:10 PM, July 26th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

OMG...Tower Records...you and I are definitely dating ourselves


"Don't give up, the beginning is always the hardest." My Mom:)

My tolerance for stupid shit is getting less and less.


Posts: 198283 | Registered: May 2002
click4it
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Default  Posted: 4:11 PM, July 26th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

If I could still use VCR tapes and casset tapes in my car, I would!


Me: 42
Two boys: 17 and 14
Divorced 12-13-05
d-day 10-02-01

Laughter will cure life's ills. Have you had your laugh today?


Posts: 25628 | Registered: Jun 2002 | From: California
aesir
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Default  Posted: 4:21 PM, July 26th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

...you and I are definitely dating ourselves
Well with a monthly shower schedule, would anyone else want to?

ETA: Change to clarify intent of joke.

[This message edited by aesir at 4:22 PM, July 26th (Friday)]


Your mileage may vary... in accordance with the prophecy.

Do not back up. Severe tire damage.


Posts: 14924 | Registered: Nov 2007 | From: Winnipeg
wifehad5
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Default  Posted: 4:29 PM, July 26th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I have more cars with cassette players (4) than I do with CD players (3), and only one has an Aux jack. The other is AM only


FBH - 42
FWW - 43 (BrokenRoad)
2 kids 7&12

The people you do your life with shape the life you live


Posts: 37386 | Registered: Jun 2007 | From: Michigan
woundedby2
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Default  Posted: 7:03 PM, July 26th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


Me: BS
2 kids: DD15 and DS18
Him: The Assclown NPD
OW: "friend" of 15 years
Divorced! Feb. 2010

Everybody, soon or late, sits down to a banquet of consequences.
~Robert Louis Stevenson


Posts: 7824 | Registered: Mar 2008 | From: SoCal
LosferWords
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Default  Posted: 7:11 PM, July 26th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Until recently, my brother had a '79 Corvette Stingray with a fully functional 8-track player in it. I have to admit, the 8-track player actually sounded really good!

Posts: 7516 | Registered: Dec 2010
Sad in AZ
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Default  Posted: 7:32 PM, July 26th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

wifehad5--you just have more cars...


I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.

Posts: 20284 | Registered: Jun 2009 | From: Upstate NY
wifehad5
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Default  Posted: 9:53 PM, July 26th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Losfer, that reminds me that I forgot the most important one. My latest acquisition has the factory CB radio option that works through the regular speakers and antenna


FBH - 42
FWW - 43 (BrokenRoad)
2 kids 7&12

The people you do your life with shape the life you live


Posts: 37386 | Registered: Jun 2007 | From: Michigan
girlsbird
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Default  Posted: 10:13 PM, July 26th (Friday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Gosh WH5. I am jealous. I don't have any radio.


D-Day 10/28/10..almost admission 7/10 Reconciled. I was the betrayed

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