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User Topic: Malapropisms-t/j of Sayings
TrulyReconciled
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Default  Posted: 12:49 PM, June 25th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

You must have learnt good!


"In a time of deceit, telling the Truth is a revolutionary act."

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TrulyReconciled
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Default  Posted: 1:28 PM, June 25th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

'Ekcetera' instead of etcetera.


"In a time of deceit, telling the Truth is a revolutionary act."

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Lucky2HaveMe
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Default  Posted: 1:48 PM, June 25th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Suposubly... They prolly thought it was cute


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Amazonia
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Default  Posted: 2:12 PM, June 25th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

"seen" instead of "saw" makes me stabby.


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kernel
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Default  Posted: 5:31 PM, June 25th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

"self-defecating" humor

So, it's so funny you poop yourself?!

Choirpractor instead of chiropractor

the ever-popular nukular instead of nuclear


"On particularly rough days when I'm sure I can't possibly endure, I like to remind myself that my track record for getting through bad days so far is 100% and that's pretty good."

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TattoodChinaDoll
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Default  Posted: 5:40 PM, June 25th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Every June and January we have a recital at the music school I teach at. I know what is coming and it bothers the hell out of me. Unfortunately, the person I would try and correct knows everything...of course. The word accompanist. It's accom-pan-ist. Every single time she says accompany-ist. Gah!


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WH: 33 TimeToManUp
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3 daughters: 9, 5, 3, and and 2 angel babies (2013 and 2014)
D-Day: 12/21/2011
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Posts: 1722 | Registered: Jan 2012 | From: New Jersey
jrc1963
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Default  Posted: 5:45 PM, June 25th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

"seen" instead of "saw" makes me stabby

I feel the same way about irregardless... ir = not, regardless = without regard... what the hell are you trying to say? not without regard?


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Default  Posted: 7:01 PM, June 25th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

As a kid I thought it was "college cheese" and "holy macaroni."

I also thought that Frontage Road was a real road like Main and Broadway. Dummy!


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Default  Posted: 9:06 PM, June 25th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

"Reel-uh-turr" instead of "ree-ul-turr"

My grandmother used to pronounce Iowa as "eye-away" and Italian as "eye-talyan."

She also used to put an "s" at the end of "Wal-Mart." I couldn't figure out where she got it from until she started saying "Walgreen."


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Default  Posted: 9:12 PM, June 25th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Jewlery (jewl-er-ey). Drives me nuts.

Self-defecating humor cracks me up when used immediately after a crack (<<ahhaaa!) that actually DOES involve shipping on yourself.

[This message edited by ThoughtIKnewYa at 9:43 PM, June 25th (Tuesday)]


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Default  Posted: 10:16 PM, June 25th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Lab rat ory instead of lab or atory

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Default  Posted: 10:34 PM, June 25th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Lab rat ory instead of lab or atory

But lab-or-atory sounds so creepy, like you have an assistant named Igor and some experiments inside that endanger the whole village.

My grandmother used to pronounce Iowa as "eye-away"
Understandable, after all, their State Fair is a great State Fair. Don't miss it, don't even delay.


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meaniemouse
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Default  Posted: 11:12 PM, June 25th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

My ex always said "pseudowealthy" when he referred to people who were extremely wealthy. As in, "I got a new client today who is pseudowealthy."

I would cringe when he said it but he didn't notice because, well, he is pseudosmart.


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itainteasy
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Default  Posted: 8:02 AM, June 26th (Wednesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

My dad says "liberry" instead of library.

I gave up trying to correct him years ago.


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TrulyReconciled
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Default  Posted: 9:36 AM, June 26th (Wednesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Every June and January we have a recital at the music school I teach at. I know what is coming and it bothers the hell out of me. Unfortunately, the person I would try and correct knows everything...of course. The word accompanist. It's accom-pan-ist. Every single time she says accompany-ist. Gah!

Well, if you're playing along on the piano you're an accompianist now aren't you?

Hmmm?


"In a time of deceit, telling the Truth is a revolutionary act."

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TrulyReconciled
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Default  Posted: 9:37 AM, June 26th (Wednesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

One of the witnesses in the GZ trial just said:

"reconized" instead of
"recognized"

Silent g??


"In a time of deceit, telling the Truth is a revolutionary act."

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TrulyReconciled
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Default  Posted: 9:42 AM, June 26th (Wednesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

One of the commenters just said:

"Sore"

for the word "Saw"

'That's what she sore.'


"In a time of deceit, telling the Truth is a revolutionary act."

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Cool  Posted: 9:38 PM, June 26th (Wednesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Hope this qualifies:

You remember the song "we be jammin" from the 80s?

My friend thought they were singing "green pajamas".


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cissie
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Default  Posted: 10:33 PM, June 26th (Wednesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

How about "tow the line"

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