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User Topic: Oh yes, this will reel them in...
FaithFool
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Funny  Posted: 8:30 PM, June 24th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Title on an OLD profile:

"Mr Stallion Beefcake Mancandy"

(Ladies, the lineup starts to the left...)

[This message edited by FaithFool at 8:31 PM, June 24th (Monday)]


DDay: June 15, 2008
Mistakenly married Mr. Superfreak
20 years of OWs, WTF?
Divorced Dec 26, 2011
"Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget
to sing in the lifeboats". -- Voltaire

Posts: 17380 | Registered: Jul 2008 | From: Canada
TattoodChinaDoll
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Default  Posted: 8:34 PM, June 24th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Ho.ly. Cr.ap.

But you know what....I bet that guy will have more people asking him for dates than I will when I get to that point.


Me (BW): 32
WH: 33 TimeToManUp
Married: 11 years, together 16 years
3 daughters: 9, 5, 2, and and 2 angel babies (2013 and 2014)
D-Day: 12/21/2011
Confronted him: 12/22/2011

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gma56
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Default  Posted: 8:35 PM, June 24th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

"Mr Stallion Beefcake Mancandy"

It sounds like selling a freak show not a man.

Do women really respond to something like this ?


BW-Divorced
It's my life now, my choices, my mistakes to make and my victories to celebrate. His choices made me free of liars and betrayers in my life. That is priceless.

Posts: 20370 | Registered: May 2008 | From: Half way to where I want to be.
FaithFool
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Default  Posted: 8:46 PM, June 24th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Well he looks like a fairly ordinary geezer, chartered accountant type, that's the hilarious part...

And he's holding a crossbow of all things.

Hinting at his inner freak I guess?


DDay: June 15, 2008
Mistakenly married Mr. Superfreak
20 years of OWs, WTF?
Divorced Dec 26, 2011
"Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget
to sing in the lifeboats". -- Voltaire

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Sad in AZ
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Default  Posted: 9:00 PM, June 24th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Marketing 101


I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.

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She11ybeanz
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Default  Posted: 9:15 PM, June 24th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

You should send him a message saying "Where?? Do you have a brother?"


"Sometimes your knight in shining armor ...is just a douchebag in tin foil!!"

ME - BW - 35
HIM - XWH - 39
D day: November 15th, 2009
Married: 5 Years, together 8
Divorced: December 13th, 2010
New Beginning: Piper/8-3-12


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caregiver9000
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Default  Posted: 9:20 PM, June 24th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

thank you.


Me: 44, independent, happy, despite co-parenting with a lower muppet
FT "Stretch" (and Skew!) ;)
DS 13 DS 10
S 5/2010
D 12/2012

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FaithFool
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Default  Posted: 9:33 PM, June 24th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

You're welcome.


DDay: June 15, 2008
Mistakenly married Mr. Superfreak
20 years of OWs, WTF?
Divorced Dec 26, 2011
"Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget
to sing in the lifeboats". -- Voltaire

Posts: 17380 | Registered: Jul 2008 | From: Canada
risingfromashes
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Default  Posted: 9:34 PM, June 24th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Really...I mean REALLY??? Was there a pic of his limp popo?

Who would not jump at the chance to be with a stallion beefcake mancandy for a true love relationship?

I am sure he may be the soul mate of many!


There is life on the other side of hell.

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caregiver9000
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Default  Posted: 9:45 PM, June 24th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

c'mon now rfa, it's MR. stallion beefcake mancandy...


Me: 44, independent, happy, despite co-parenting with a lower muppet
FT "Stretch" (and Skew!) ;)
DS 13 DS 10
S 5/2010
D 12/2012

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nowiknow23
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Default  Posted: 9:50 PM, June 24th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage






That is all.

Wait - not quite...


You can call me NIK

"Sometimes it takes a good fall to know where you really stand."
-Hayley Williams


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gma56
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Default  Posted: 9:53 PM, June 24th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

c'mon now rfa, it's MR. stallion beefcake mancandy...

That was worth a belly laugh !


BW-Divorced
It's my life now, my choices, my mistakes to make and my victories to celebrate. His choices made me free of liars and betrayers in my life. That is priceless.

Posts: 20370 | Registered: May 2008 | From: Half way to where I want to be.
gma56
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Default  Posted: 10:01 PM, June 24th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

"Mr Stallion Beefcake Mancandy" needs better "bait" to go fishing.


BW-Divorced
It's my life now, my choices, my mistakes to make and my victories to celebrate. His choices made me free of liars and betrayers in my life. That is priceless.

Posts: 20370 | Registered: May 2008 | From: Half way to where I want to be.
wildbananas
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Default  Posted: 11:48 PM, June 24th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


Travel light, live light, spread the light, be the light. ~ Yogi Bhajan

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h0peless
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Default  Posted: 11:51 PM, June 24th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

You guys think I should make a new profile then?

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gma56
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Default  Posted: 12:34 AM, June 25th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

You guys think I should make a new profile then?

hOpeless, do you have something to confess ???


BW-Divorced
It's my life now, my choices, my mistakes to make and my victories to celebrate. His choices made me free of liars and betrayers in my life. That is priceless.

Posts: 20370 | Registered: May 2008 | From: Half way to where I want to be.
ButterflyGirl
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Default  Posted: 12:42 AM, June 25th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

You should send him a message saying "Where?? Do you have a brother?"

That would be priceless


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Two of the most darling sons ~ 10 and 7

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SBB
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Default  Posted: 8:29 AM, June 25th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I already have 2 cats - this guy has given me a raging lady hard on for another 18....


Buzz- The word you are searching for is 'Space-Ranger.'
Woody- The word I'm searching for, I can't say, because there are Pre-school toys here.

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FaithFool
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Default  Posted: 8:29 AM, June 25th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


DDay: June 15, 2008
Mistakenly married Mr. Superfreak
20 years of OWs, WTF?
Divorced Dec 26, 2011
"Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget
to sing in the lifeboats". -- Voltaire

Posts: 17380 | Registered: Jul 2008 | From: Canada
She11ybeanz
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Default  Posted: 8:39 AM, June 25th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I already have 2 cats - this guy has given me a raging lady hard on for another 18....

Make that TWO of us!!!

Maybe I can just buy out the whole SPCA to satisfy my desire to resist the urge to get me a piece of a Stallion beefcake mancandy....

You should email him and tell him that simply reading his "intro title" made you suddenly have the urge to rip your clothes off! But, luckily you had some M&M's near by and a vibrator so your mancandy need was fulfilled... BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME STUDMUFFIN!!!

[This message edited by She11ybeanz at 8:41 AM, June 25th (Tuesday)]


"Sometimes your knight in shining armor ...is just a douchebag in tin foil!!"

ME - BW - 35
HIM - XWH - 39
D day: November 15th, 2009
Married: 5 Years, together 8
Divorced: December 13th, 2010
New Beginning: Piper/8-3-12


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