Topic: I have a super power!
Member # 37215
| Posted: 4:26 PM, June 23rd (Sunday), 2013|
Oh boy ... that was my super power too!!
In the beginning, I would feel guilty but now I'm like ... eh, whatevs!
Me (BS): 42 Children: DD 18, DS 14
"...he hasn't ruined YOUR life or the lives of your kids - he's ruined HIS OWN life." anewday78
Posts: 1458 | Registered: Oct 2012
Member # 33523
| Posted: 4:53 PM, June 23rd (Sunday), 2013|
Yeah, I magically made him fuck OW in my bed while I was at work.
As for the suicide, I got "I'm going to and it will be ALL YOUR FAULT!!!"
And he stomped off like a 5 year old, too.
Me: BS/WS 40s; Him: WH/BH 40s (RA)
OW: 30s, moron; one of many
M: 8 yrs
3/13: free of the overgrown baby
"Silly hubbs, tricks are for whores!"
Posts: 394 | Registered: Oct 2011 | From: Vulcania
Member # 23890
| Posted: 5:21 PM, June 23rd (Sunday), 2013|
Well, I for one, have know that you have a super power, for quite a while now!!
Though I would have bet money your super power was in the realm of restraint from committing murder. Guess the fact that he is still breathing proves us both right! You could have made him commit suicide but you didn't!
He's really a moron!
"If fear was not a factor - what would you do?"
Posts: 3853 | Registered: May 2009 | From: New England
Member # 33539
| Posted: 8:40 PM, June 23rd (Sunday), 2013|
Take 2, I think you are so correct on that one...the fact that we haven't committed murder yet speaks to some serious super powers.
Yet to hear what we are capable of from the X's we should be able to get fire to rain down from the sky and turn water into blood by now, ya think!
Posts: 495 | Registered: Oct 2011 | From: New York
Member # 13447
| Posted: 8:55 PM, June 23rd (Sunday), 2013|
Are you sure he didn't say stupidcide?
You know, the scenario where someone previously assumed to be sane crawls into the germy lap of a stripperwhore, steals a dog and knocks her up...the stripper, not the dog. He could tell them apart by smell because one bathed more often.
Apparently the result of stupidcide is having to work two jobs to support strippermama in the lifestyle she is accustomed to (tube tops and velour children's pantsuits don't come cheap), live in a zoo and continue stupidcide by opening your mouth about your XBW.
"Being in love" first moved them to promise fidelity: this quieter love enables them to keep the promise. *CS Lewis*
❣Your soulmate is the person who helps grow your soul into a better being rather than tearing it down❣
Posts: 10499 | Registered: Jan 2007 | From: Limbo
Member # 34525
| Posted: 12:22 AM, June 24th (Monday), 2013|
Just have to give you props, Holly!!!
That is some funny shit!!!!
BS (me) - 41
WH - 48, EA with HS GF x 2
M: 10 years, T: 20
2 small children
DDay#1 - Christmas 2011 (OW#1)
Confronted - 4/6/12
DDay#2 - July 9, 2012 (OW#2)
He is an SA (Oct 2012)
Posts: 822 | Registered: Jan 2012 | From: the other side
Member # 32962
| Posted: 1:01 AM, June 24th (Monday), 2013|
I nee to borrow your super power.
-betrayed almost my whole almost 15 yr marriage
-divorced since 2004
Posts: 645 | Registered: Aug 2011
Member # 38378
| Posted: 8:31 PM, June 25th (Tuesday), 2013|
I can cause panic and worry that I will cause panic.
The antidote? Don't tell the wife the problem, let her find out herself and then BAM! make a small problem bigger.
Perverted Happy Pants told me it was my emotions. He can't stand to see people cry.
Well, he also said OW throws fits at him. This is going to be different why?
The times, they are'a changin'! -Bob Dylan
Posts: 1882 | Registered: Feb 2013 | From: New England
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