Inside voice: "Why the fuck are all you people standing in my house? You were STRAPPED DOWN TO A CAR for a reason. Here's the pool pass. Go away!"
In-laws visit Day 2. Snarl.
Think of the haters in your life as sandpaper; they’ll scratch you up time and time again but in the end you’re polished, smooth, and spotless..while they end up useless
There are shortcuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them-Vicky Baum
The other day I told them I'm buying a Subaru Brat and if they're good I'll get a cap for the winter time
The people you do your life with shape the life you live