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User Topic: Just Duct Tape My Mouth...Wouldya?
ajsmom
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What?  Posted: 11:50 AM, May 6th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Sometimes even I amaze myself.

On Saturday I had to move my home office furniture to my storage unit. The size of the pieces required me to move up two sizes to a bigger space to hold the furniture as well as the items in my smaller unit.

While there with a male friend (T), another storage tenant who is directly across from my old space came to swap out his motorcycles. T and he got to talking about cycles and such while the young guy put air into the tires of his stored cycle. T came back to me and said it might be a good idea to ask if we could use his air compressor to fill my bicycle tires which had deflated over the winter so that I could use it this summer.

I agreed, so T goes over to him, asks, and sure enough he’s happy to do it. I roll my bicycle his way and we start chatting it up as he starts working on the tires. Knowing NOTHING about motorcycles, I lean toward him and say – actually quite loudly because I have to be heard over the air compressor…are you ready for this?...NO, seriously – are you READY?

“So, how big is your unit?”

As soon as I said it, I wanted so badly to reel those words back in, but out into the stratosphere they went.

His head pops up, he smiles and says, “Oh, my storage unit? *chuckle, chuckle* It’s a 10’ x 15’.”

Y’all need to keep me off the streets, I swear.


AJ's MOM


Fidelity isn't a feeling...it's a choice.

"Truth has no special time of its own. Its hour is now - always." - Albert Schweitzer
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Me: BW - Him: 200+ # tumor removed 7/09
DS - 31 - Yikes!


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gonnabe2016
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Default  Posted: 11:51 AM, May 6th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


"Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive." - Sir Walter Scott

In my effort to be *concise*, I often come off as blunt and harsh. Sorry, don't mean to be offensive.


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FaithFool
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Default  Posted: 11:55 AM, May 6th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


DDay: June 15, 2008
Mistakenly married Mr. Superfreak
20 years of OWs, WTF?
Divorced Dec 26, 2011
"Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget
to sing in the lifeboats". -- Voltaire

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gma56
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Default  Posted: 11:58 AM, May 6th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Oooooops, just a slip of words but funny as hell.

I find I can get by with "slips" because of my age. You don't need to be kept off the street just always remember the innocent older lady face. Then give a little laugh. leave them wondering...
They will be thinking ,"Does she know what she said??"
Gma

[This message edited by gma56 at 11:59 AM, May 6th (Monday)]


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It's my life now, my choices, my mistakes to make and my victories to celebrate. His choices made me free of liars and betrayers in my life. That is priceless.

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IrishLass518
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Default  Posted: 12:01 PM, May 6th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

That so totally cracked me up this morning
I would so say something like that


Me: 46 BS Divorced
Him: 45 Married OW
DDay: 07/04/2008
Divorced: 06/15/2011
5 kids: IrishLass 27,IrishLad 25, IrishLass 23, IrishLad 21 and IrishLad 12
"You can't run from trouble..there ain't no place that far"

Posts: 1754 | Registered: Jan 2012 | From: WA
jo2love
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Default  Posted: 12:02 PM, May 6th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

You made me snort!


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lieshurt
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Default  Posted: 12:04 PM, May 6th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


I'm sorry if you don't like my Honesty, but to be fair I don't like your lies.

Sometimes it's better to push someone away...not because you stopped loving them but because you can't take the pain anymore.


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wildbananas
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Default  Posted: 1:36 PM, May 6th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Freudian, perchance?


Travel light, live light, spread the light, be the light. ~ Yogi Bhajan

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persevere
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Default  Posted: 1:42 PM, May 6th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Totally needed that today ajs...lol. Thank you.


Me: BW-44
Him: XWH-44
Together 9 yrs
DDays: 1/10/2011
Status: Divorced 4/27/11

Above all, be the heroine, not the victim. - Nora Ephron

It is our choices...that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.
- J. K. Rowling


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DeadMumWalking
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Default  Posted: 2:02 PM, May 6th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Well at least you didn't say 'that's an awfully big package you've got there'......


Me (BS), Him (WH): early 50's
3 DS: teens!!! :)
M: 24 (19 1/2 at Dday), Together 29
Dday: Dec 2008
Limbo-ish, again (after multiple S) -- weighing my options

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nowiknow23
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Default  Posted: 2:06 PM, May 6th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


You can call me NIK

"Sometimes it takes a good fall to know where you really stand."
-Hayley Williams


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She11ybeanz
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Default  Posted: 2:10 PM, May 6th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

You should have not skipped a beat and said...

"Yeah.....that one too!"


"Sometimes your knight in shining armor ...is just a douchebag in tin foil!!"

ME - BW - 35
HIM - XWH - 39
D day: November 15th, 2009
Married: 5 Years, together 8
Divorced: December 13th, 2010
New Beginning: Piper/8-3-12


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Chrysalis123
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Default  Posted: 7:33 PM, May 6th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


Don’t get to the end of your life and find that you lived only the length of it; live the width of it as well. 

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kernel
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Default  Posted: 7:39 PM, May 6th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Hilarious!


"On particularly rough days when I'm sure I can't possibly endure, I like to remind myself that my track record for getting through bad days so far is 100% and that's pretty good."

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gahurts
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Default  Posted: 7:41 PM, May 6th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


I'm actually laughing out loud!


"Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indominable will" - Mahatma Gandi

"Courage is being scared to death and saddling up anyway." - Aubrie


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Amazonia
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Default  Posted: 8:16 PM, May 6th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


"You yourself deserve your love and affection as much as anybody in the universe." -Buddha
"Let's face it, life is a crap shoot." -Sad in AZ

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caregiver9000
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Default  Posted: 8:45 PM, May 6th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

funny!!


Me: 44, independent, happy, despite co-parenting with a lower muppet
FT "Stretch" (and Skew!) ;)
DS 13 DS 10
S 5/2010
D 12/2012

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iamasurvivor
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Default  Posted: 8:55 PM, May 6th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Thanks for the good laugh, I really needed it today.


I will come out stronger!

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InnerLight
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Default  Posted: 8:57 PM, May 6th (Monday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Total Freudian Slip you bad girl.


BS, age 53, d-day 6-2-08, divorced after 17 years and 20 together. Now I am living alone in the beautiful rural property that was once the dream retreat with X. It's taking a long time to create new dreams but despite some struggles I am mostly happy.

Posts: 5820 | Registered: Jun 2008 | From: Rural California
Must Survive
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Default  Posted: 3:32 PM, May 7th (Tuesday), 2013View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Laughed out loud!


Me BS
WS: Just a squished bug on the window of my life!
Divorcing, STBXH is engaged/living with OW#3

They have a choice: they can live in my new world, or they can die in their old one." — Daenerys Targaryen


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