"so now he's a philosophizer"
"You don't have to die! No one has to die at 30!"
"Oh no. You did NOT shoot that green shit at me!"
Your life is an occasion. Rise to it - Edward Magorium
"ladies, fresh baklava!"
Sorry MissesJai, I don't know yours.
"People who live in a glass house have to answer the door" -Karl Pilkington