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User Topic: Lets Pretend This Never Happened
flygirl123
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Default  Posted: 5:01 PM, September 3rd (Monday), 2012View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Hilariously hilarious! I can't put it down!

Erma Bombeck with a dark, twisted sense of humor!


Me...40 and fabulous
WXH...just plain stupid
DS's...9,7 and 6
DDays that are too numerous to mention...but no longer have relevance.

Posts: 230 | Registered: Jul 2011 | From: Illinois Cornfields
teach5
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Default  Posted: 6:36 PM, September 3rd (Monday), 2012View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I read this a while ago- laugh out loud funny!

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Amazonia
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Default  Posted: 7:21 PM, September 3rd (Monday), 2012View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I love her blog. I haven't read her book, but it's on my kindle "to buy if I ever read all the other books I already spent money on" wishlist.


"You yourself deserve your love and affection as much as anybody in the universe." -Buddha
"Let's face it, life is a crap shoot." -Sad in AZ

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lostworld
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Default  Posted: 11:18 PM, September 3rd (Monday), 2012View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Irreverently great!


Me: BS
Him: FWH
Married 30 yrs. w/ 2 grown kids
Dday 1: Very early 2007
Dday 2: Mid 2008 (same MOW, 14 month false R)
R'd
The affair was the aberration, not the marriage or the man.

Posts: 809 | Registered: Apr 2008
wildbananas
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Default  Posted: 12:20 AM, September 4th (Tuesday), 2012View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I finished it not too long ago and I laughed so hard I cried in spots. I'm sure people in Subway thought I needed to be committed at one point.

The big metal chicken was my favorite part, I think. Knock knock, ***********!


Travel light, live light, spread the light, be the light. ~ Yogi Bhajan

Posts: 15360 | Registered: Apr 2006 | From: Now an AZ girl
flygirl123
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Default  Posted: 10:00 AM, September 4th (Tuesday), 2012View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

The Psychopath at the Bathroom Door was fall out of bed hilarious!

It took me forever to get through the chapter because I had to wipe the tears from my eyes repeatedly from laughing so hard!!!

Can't wait for the metal chicken chapter!


Me...40 and fabulous
WXH...just plain stupid
DS's...9,7 and 6
DDays that are too numerous to mention...but no longer have relevance.

Posts: 230 | Registered: Jul 2011 | From: Illinois Cornfields
Luv2Fleamarket
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Default  Posted: 1:23 PM, September 4th (Tuesday), 2012View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

wildbananas, I LOVED the Beyonce' story! I am in search of one! I did find one, but it was not for sale, and face it, if I go to jail it is NOT going to be for stealing a giant metal chicken!

I also enjoyed the birthday gift to her husband this year! Tee Hee!!!


BW 48
WH 53

HW was a skanky bleached blonde, white trash, money hungry, piece of ass neighbor who actively pursued him for over 2 years.

DD June 15, 1012
Currently in counseling trying to R

Children 30, 29, 24, 21


Posts: 48 | Registered: Aug 2012 | From: MO
Luv2Fleamarket
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Default  Posted: 1:23 PM, September 4th (Tuesday), 2012View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

wildbananas, I LOVED the Beyonce' story! I am in search of one! I did find one, but it was not for sale, and face it, if I go to jail it is NOT going to be for stealing a giant metal chicken!

I also enjoyed the birthday gift to her husband this year! Tee Hee!!!


BW 48
WH 53

HW was a skanky bleached blonde, white trash, money hungry, piece of ass neighbor who actively pursued him for over 2 years.

DD June 15, 1012
Currently in counseling trying to R

Children 30, 29, 24, 21


Posts: 48 | Registered: Aug 2012 | From: MO
imagoodwitch
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Default  Posted: 8:16 AM, September 7th (Friday), 2012View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I just finished it last night.

I loved the pictures!

I'm going to start reading her blog.


I am just your ordinary average everyday sane psycho supergoddess - Liz Phair

Don't keep dancing with the Devil and wonder why you are still in Hell.

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.


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Rebreather
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Default  Posted: 4:03 PM, September 7th (Friday), 2012View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I am a huge fan of her blog and I follow her on Pinterest as well. Love her. I will have to pick up this book as well to make my stalking circle complete.

A hug is a strangle not yet finished.

[This message edited by Rebreather at 4:04 PM, September 7th (Friday)]


Me BS
Him WH
2 ddays in '07
Recovering.
"The cure for the pain, is the pain." -Rumi

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wildbananas
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Default  Posted: 5:04 PM, September 7th (Friday), 2012View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Her blog is hilarious - I have it in my RSS feeds. Today's was a poem called "Nothing Rhymes with "Episiotomy.'"


Travel light, live light, spread the light, be the light. ~ Yogi Bhajan

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flygirl123
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Default  Posted: 5:40 PM, September 7th (Friday), 2012View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Okay where can I find her blog????


Me...40 and fabulous
WXH...just plain stupid
DS's...9,7 and 6
DDays that are too numerous to mention...but no longer have relevance.

Posts: 230 | Registered: Jul 2011 | From: Illinois Cornfields
wildbananas
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Default  Posted: 5:45 PM, September 7th (Friday), 2012View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

http://thebloggess.com/


Travel light, live light, spread the light, be the light. ~ Yogi Bhajan

Posts: 15360 | Registered: Apr 2006 | From: Now an AZ girl
flygirl123
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Default  Posted: 11:11 PM, September 7th (Friday), 2012View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Thanks wildbananas! Checking it out now!!!!


Me...40 and fabulous
WXH...just plain stupid
DS's...9,7 and 6
DDays that are too numerous to mention...but no longer have relevance.

Posts: 230 | Registered: Jul 2011 | From: Illinois Cornfields
Spirit13
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Default  Posted: 12:49 PM, September 8th (Saturday), 2012View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

OMG That book is just one of the funniest things I've ever read!!!!!!!!!!

I am so happy someone posted it.

I totally agree with the Beyonce story and the bathroom door story as favorites.

I have to add though, as a former HR director, the stories about confronting men who email pictures of their penises to their coworkers? OMG - I DIED.

Practicing saying, "Is this a picture of your penis?"

And then the guy says "Would it be any better if I emailed a picture of someone ELSE's penis?"

so.damn.funny


Men were deceivers ever; one foot in sea and one on shore, to one thing constant never.

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