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User Topic: SI quote thread- Vol 12
wonderingbull
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Default  Posted: 12:57 PM, December 10th (Saturday), 2011View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Penis is the most readily available commodity on earth.

TustednBusted in a thread in general...

I couldn't help but

WB


The secret of life is enjoying the passage of time...

James Taylor


Posts: 5984 | Registered: Jun 2007 | From: A better place
TrustedHer
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Member # 23328
Default  Posted: 2:15 PM, December 13th (Tuesday), 2011View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Just want to caution you, however, just because there are multiple OW does not mean there is SA or NPD.

Those are very specific issues that require formal dianosis.

Your WS could just be a run of the mill asshole.


NewAttitude, in General, as a reply on a thread.


Take care of yourself. There's a great future out there. It won't come to you; you have to go to it.

Posts: 5181 | Registered: Mar 2009 | From: DeepInTheHeartOf, TX
Myheartstillhurt
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Default  Posted: 7:40 AM, December 15th (Thursday), 2011View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

It, of course, went over like a turd in a punchbowl
.

Trustednbusted in R. I have never heard this (if it is a common saying) and I totally lol'd.


BS(me) 32
fWH 36 (Epicallyfailedu)
OW/xBFF of 28 years
Four girls under 11
DDay: 6/5/2010

Posts: 2011 | Registered: Jun 2011 | From: Michigan
caregiver9000
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Member # 28622
Default  Posted: 12:17 AM, December 18th (Sunday), 2011View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Ha haha - I go away for a little while and see my thread is going strong, and I think - alright - bring on the hotness...

And what do I see? newts and blow up dolls

Jayne Doe. And I could explain but truly, it takes away from the straight up funny of the statement in isolation.


Me: 44, independent, happy, despite co-parenting with a lower muppet
FT "Stretch" (and Skew!) ;)
DS 13 DS 10
S 5/2010
D 12/2012

Posts: 5861 | Registered: May 2010 | From: a better place
imagoodwitch
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Default  Posted: 6:45 AM, December 28th (Wednesday), 2011View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

They were going to have an affair regardless of what you brought to the table. The "laundry list of deficiencies" is just the excuse they came up with to justify doing what they were going to do anyway. It is not about what you did or didn't do, what you have or don't have, etc.... It is about them seeking something to soothe whatever was broken in them long before you came into the picture.

Frank2010 in joeboo's thread in General about having a good marriage without great sex.

Every BS needs to memorize this.

Amen brother.


I am just your ordinary average everyday sane psycho supergoddess - Liz Phair

Don't keep dancing with the Devil and wonder why you are still in Hell.

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.


Posts: 5447 | Registered: Mar 2009 | From: Munchkinland
sudra
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Default  Posted: 12:16 PM, December 28th (Wednesday), 2011View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


From StepAside on the astrological sign of WS survey:


both fWH and ditchpig are Cancers...soulmate schmoopies they had so much in common
Him: my spouse is a controlling crazed loon
Her: OMG mine too!
Him: I'm a Cancer sign
Her: OMG Me Too!!
Him: I have a penis
Her: OMG I love to squat down in the back seat of cars and blow on them!
see? soulmates.


Me (BW) (55), Him(SAWH) (58)
Married 22 years, 1 son (19), 1 stepdaughter (27)
DDay #1 January 2004
DDay #2 7-27-2010 7 month EA/PA (became "engaged" to OW before he told me he wanted a divorce)
Working on R

Posts: 1498 | Registered: Nov 2010
jjct
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Default  Posted: 6:19 PM, December 28th (Wednesday), 2011View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

caregiver, on how to deal with boundaries during dropoffs

Get a dog, or a gun, or really feminine bedding.

My sides hurt. The real bitch of it is I don't know why.


Posts: 6650 | Registered: Dec 2007 | From: texas
ImNellNow
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Default  Posted: 2:41 PM, January 2nd (Monday), 2012View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

"I know my husband is a good man and he loves me, because his girlfriend told me so."

- HFSSC's idea for a T-shirt

I'd buy one.


BS & D
Drinking wine and thinking bliss is on the other side of this.

Posts: 2370 | Registered: Jun 2010 | From: Baby steps on my new path
caregiver9000
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Default  Posted: 5:11 PM, January 2nd (Monday), 2012View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I just couldn't understand why, why someone would be advertising they had a mangey pussy.

Although I don't have one I love them. So much fun to try and figure out!

Rollercoaster in a thread about vanity plates. But Vanity Plates was left out of the post and these two statements were back to back....


Me: 44, independent, happy, despite co-parenting with a lower muppet
FT "Stretch" (and Skew!) ;)
DS 13 DS 10
S 5/2010
D 12/2012

Posts: 5861 | Registered: May 2010 | From: a better place
caregiver9000
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Default  Posted: 8:29 PM, January 18th (Wednesday), 2012View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

give a shout out to us all when you make it on the Grammys.


DS as she locks a thread. So, now I got to watch the Grammys...


Me: 44, independent, happy, despite co-parenting with a lower muppet
FT "Stretch" (and Skew!) ;)
DS 13 DS 10
S 5/2010
D 12/2012

Posts: 5861 | Registered: May 2010 | From: a better place
WhiteWolfWinning
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Default  Posted: 8:45 PM, January 22nd (Sunday), 2012View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

That was a great one by DS.

Having read the thread, however, I'm guessing the only "grammys" this bozo will ever see is of the "teddy" or "cracker" variety...

[This message edited by WhiteWolfWinning at 8:46 PM, January 22nd (Sunday)]


Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply, Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God

Thank you, Lord, for the lightness of my burdens


Posts: 8233 | Registered: Oct 2006 | From: midwest
Pentup
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Default  Posted: 12:42 PM, February 15th (Wednesday), 2012View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Honey, if you didn't throw up in his mouth, you're good....

From FaithFool in D/S regarding embarrassing moments.

Made me bray I laughed so hard. I'm scared to ask her how she came by this piece of advice as a litmus test of behavior....


Me- BS
Him- FWS (I hope- F)

Posts: 6605 | Registered: Aug 2008 | From: Not Oz
FaithFool
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Default  Posted: 1:44 PM, February 15th (Wednesday), 2012View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Actually I think I was channelling Samantha from Sex and the City there for a minute....


DDay: June 15, 2008
Mistakenly married Mr. Superfreak
20 years of OWs, WTF?
Divorced Dec 26, 2011
"Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget
to sing in the lifeboats". -- Voltaire

Posts: 17548 | Registered: Jul 2008 | From: Canada
nowiknow23
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Default  Posted: 12:39 PM, February 22nd (Wednesday), 2012View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

...beware the sparkly people.
squiffle, in NB warning about the appeal of certain people who can turn out to be NPD.


You can call me NIK

"If you carry joy in your heart, you can heal any moment."
- Carlos Santana


Posts: 25765 | Registered: Aug 2011
MovingUpward
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Default  Posted: 5:40 PM, February 22nd (Wednesday), 2012View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Had a small chuckle... I’m wondering at the initial reactions of a new poster welcomed with:
“Hi – I’m UR_AN_IDIOT. Welcome to the best club no one wants to join”
But then I am 100% certain the advice and guidance will quickly remove any doubts!

Bigger in JFO on the announcement of SI Guides


AKA Moo

Think of the haters in your life as sandpaper; they’ll scratch you up time and time again but in the end you’re polished, smooth, and spotless..while they end up useless

We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give.


Posts: 52680 | Registered: Jun 2007 | From: Big Blue Nation
Aubrie
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Default  Posted: 1:01 PM, February 28th (Tuesday), 2012View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

Somewhere, deep in the forest, a fairy cries when it falls off the unicorn.

LonelyHusband in G describing a scene were both BSs clearly plotted to bust the A wide open in front of both WS.

I swear there should be a tshirt with this quote. Awesomeness.

[This message edited by Aubrie84 at 1:03 PM, February 28th (Tuesday)]


Me - FWW * Him - QuietStand

"Courage is being scared to death and saddling up anyway." - J. Wayne


Posts: 6313 | Registered: Nov 2011 | From: South, Y'all!
FaithFool
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Default  Posted: 4:40 PM, February 28th (Tuesday), 2012View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage


DDay: June 15, 2008
Mistakenly married Mr. Superfreak
20 years of OWs, WTF?
Divorced Dec 26, 2011
"Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget
to sing in the lifeboats". -- Voltaire

Posts: 17548 | Registered: Jul 2008 | From: Canada
BaxtersBFF
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Default  Posted: 11:03 PM, March 2nd (Friday), 2012View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

After all this time, I always thought HB meant Hump-like Bunnies.

HardenMyHeart in response to jo2love's explanation of what HB means in General.


WH - 44
BW - gerrygirl

Posts: 6099 | Registered: Dec 2009 | From: Boise
caregiver9000
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Default  Posted: 10:23 AM, March 3rd (Saturday), 2012View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I am no longer angry at the OW. That doesn't mean that I wouldn't enjoy seeing her attract a horde of camel fleas in her armpit and vagina hair and her arms shrink so that she couldn't scratch. Otherwise I am so over her

scared & stronger on not blaming the OP...

enjoy!


Me: 44, independent, happy, despite co-parenting with a lower muppet
FT "Stretch" (and Skew!) ;)
DS 13 DS 10
S 5/2010
D 12/2012

Posts: 5861 | Registered: May 2010 | From: a better place
jjct
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Default  Posted: 10:03 PM, March 9th (Friday), 2012View ProfileEdit MessagePrivate MessageHomepage

I don't think women are especially any worse than men when it comes to cheating. They didn't build a dick from legos to jump on, you know? Legodick or wondervag, I don't think gender has much to do with cheating beyond how it personally affects us.

Posts: 6650 | Registered: Dec 2007 | From: texas
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